The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Saint Misbehavin'

Season 5 • 03/19/2001

The nation celebrates St. Patrick's Day; sawdust and Lysol manufacturers celebrate the day after.

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00:16

Moment of Zen - Newton's Cradle
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Steve Carell intently watches a Newton's Cradle bounce back and forth.
03/08/2001
03:03

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Actress 2001
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Frank DeCaro discusses the nominees for the Best Actress Oscar and gives his pick to win.
03/08/2001
03:30

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Best Supporting Actor/Actress 2001
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Frank DeCaro discusses the Best Supporting Actor and Actress nominees for the 2001 Academy Awards.
03/19/2001
02:30

Headlines - Free Sampler
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Puff Daddy is acquitted of all charges related to a 1999 Manhattan nightclub shooting.
03/19/2001
03:51

Chris Meloni
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Jon interviews Chris Meloni about his role on "Oz" and being naked so frequently on the set.
03/19/2001
01:44

Intro - First Day of Spring
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Jon heralds the first day of spring by plugging his favorite Greenwich Village bar.
03/19/2001
01:47

Money Bunny
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Nancy Walls and Jon debate whether or not the NASDAQ has bottomed out. Nancy argues that the NASDAQ will hold steady at 2000, give or take 2000.
03/19/2001
01:47

Headlines - Legal Affairs
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Steve Carell bemoans the fact that the Puff Daddy trial was conducted in a court of law, not the court of public opinion.
03/19/2001
00:19

Moment of Zen - Kathie Lee Smokes and Drinks
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Kathie Lee Gifford lounges on a couch smoking a joint and drinking brandy.
03/19/2001
01:10

D'Ow
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The U.S. stock market fell 869 points in its worst week ever, sending shockwaves through U.S. and world markets.
03/19/2001
02:26

Headlines - Saint Misbehavin'
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Irish-Americans celebrate St. Patrick's Day by parading through the streets of New York. Gay Irish-Americans excluded from the parade protest.
03/19/2001
02:34

Back in Black - Bankruptcy
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Lewis Black bemoans stiffer bankruptcy laws by investing in fat-busting pantyhose and Horny Goat Weed.
03/20/2001
03:13

Headlines - Watts Up?
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Blackouts in California prompts long-term thinking from the president and a reliance on the megawatt smile of Julia Roberts.
03/20/2001
00:11

Moment of Zen - Liposuction
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A patient undergoes rigorous liposuction.
03/20/2001
02:04

My Veneration
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Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees include Paul Simon, Queen, and Michael Jackson who thanks his parents but rejects their faces.
03/20/2001
01:41

Crew Lounge
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Vance DeGeneres goes all the way to the crew lounge to report about the blackouts in California.
03/20/2001
04:03

Mary Stuart Masterson
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Mary Stuart Masterson talks about her new show, "Kate Brasher," and her co-star Hector Elizandro.
03/20/2001
04:49

Slimming Down with Steve - Surgery
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With thong season fast approaching, Steve turns to plastic surgery as a way of losing weight fast.
03/20/2001
01:24

Intro - Survivor
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Tonight, Jon Stewart is determined to hear some of those crazy "Survivor" stories.
03/21/2001
01:32

Other News - On Golden Pond
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Chinese jeweler Lam Sai Wing builds a solid gold toilet.
03/21/2001
04:30

The Sun'll Come Out Tomorrow?
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Mo Rocca investigates a doomsday scenario in which the sun will become brighter and brighter, eventually rendering the Earth uninhabitable.
03/21/2001
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