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Season 4 E 33 • 03/11/2008

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00:27

Intro - 3/10/08
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Hillary says the states she won are bigger than Obama's -- but it's not the size, it's whether it's shaped like Florida.
03/10/2008
05:23

The '72 Democrats
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Stephen gives us a special report on the 1972 Democratic presidential campaign.
03/10/2008
04:22

The Word - Size Matters
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Stephen invents some new states -- like South Georgiabamasippiana -- to help Obama win the election.
03/10/2008
06:51

George McGovern
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George McGovern believes that one can be an idealist and a realist at the same time.
03/10/2008
02:35

Whores!
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Stephen reviews Gov. Eliot Spitzer's last appearance to find any clues about this recent scandal.
03/10/2008
06:06

The Word - Mr. Right Now
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Stephen learns to love the less-than-perfect Republican presidential candidate John McCain.
03/11/2008
02:27

Spitzer Greeting Cards
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It is not often that a husband can get a hug from his wife just for not going to a prostitute.
03/11/2008
06:34

Geraldo Rivera
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Geraldo Rivera has had an "a-ha" moment that changed his opinion of Stephen.
03/11/2008
04:04

Colbert Platinum - Liechtenstein
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Did Stephen's nemesis, Dr. Hans Maria Von Klugg, expose this European tax haven?
03/11/2008
00:34

Intro - 3/11/08
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You have to check in on John McCain now and then to make sure he hasn't dozed off.
03/11/2008
00:09

Sign Off - Show's Over, America
The Colbert ReportS4 E33

The show has ended -- pencils down.
03/11/2008
00:30

Intro - 3/12/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E34

Eliot Spitzer resigns as governor of New York. Where will he find comfort in this difficult time?
03/12/2008
04:19

Spitzer Sandwich
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Governor Eliot Spitzer's appearance on the show was sandwiched between his illegal activities.
03/12/2008
05:22

Howard Kurtz
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Stephen asks Howard Kurtz if late night comedy shows should have any influence in politics.
03/12/2008
03:30

Smokin' Pole - Alaska
The Colbert ReportS4 E34

The Coast Guard has discovered that Alaska's continental shelf is actually longer than we thought.
03/12/2008
05:02

Better Know a Lobby - Drug Policy Alliance
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Stephen gets doped up to interview Ethan Nadelmann of the Drug Policy Alliance.
03/12/2008
05:00

Hussein Ibish
The Colbert ReportS4 E35

Hussein Ibish helps Stephen determine whether or not Obama is a secret Muslim.
03/13/2008
03:49

Difference Makers - Doug Jackson
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Tennessee State Senator Doug Jackson believes it is the right of every American to carry a gun into a bar.
03/13/2008
05:24

Sudhir Venkatesh
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Sudhir Venkatesh lived in the projects of Chicago to find out how street gangs operate.
03/13/2008
01:58

Airborne Lawsuit
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Airborne is sued for not working. What's next, science -- debunking magic amulets?
03/13/2008
00:33

Intro - 3/13/08
The Colbert ReportS4 E35

Is Obama a Muslim? Stephen examines the facts and comes up with a "yes" anyway.
03/13/2008
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