The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - False Positive

Season 7 • 01/16/2003

Fox and CNN provide an afternoon of quality freaking out.

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00:09

Moment of Zen - Ads without Subtlety
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What is your SUV doing to our national security?
01/15/2003
03:33

Auto Focus
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Gas guzzlers and drug users in the United States must be stopped from funding terrorism.
01/15/2003
04:20

Axes of Evil
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Tensions run high as a Florida madwoman's refuses to allow fruit inspectors into her compound.
01/15/2003
01:35

Bubonic Plague
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35 vials of Bubonic Plague go missing from Texas Tech University, but are recovered and returned to the unguarded mini-fridge from where they came.
01/15/2003
06:00

Dave Chappelle
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Comedian Dave Chappelle discusses his new show, weed he receives from fans, and being black farmer.
01/15/2003
07:53

Joe Lieberman
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Jon and Joe Lieberman are both afraid of John McCain.
01/16/2003
00:16

Moment of Zen - False Alarm
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CNN and Fox News cover a scare story about bubonic plague that turns out to be unsubstantiated.
01/16/2003
01:15

A Pine Mess
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The National Park Service has collected a list of the ten most endangered parks in America.
01/16/2003
03:56

Where the Buffalo Groan
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Stacey Grenrock-Woods visits Yellowstone National Park to check in on the revival of the once-nearly-extinct snowmobile population.
01/16/2003
03:12

This Just In - Bristling Dixie
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The State of Georgia makes it legal for adults to have sex out of wedlock and rids itself of the Confederate flag.
01/16/2003
03:29

Headlines - False Positive
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An anthrax alert and possibly stolen bubonic plague get a lot of news play but have no credibility whatsoever.
01/16/2003
02:28

Planned War with Iraq
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The Bush Administration plans a war with Iraq and a staring contest with North Korea is on deck.
01/20/2003
00:06

Moment of Zen - Practicing It
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Trent Lott is for Affirmative Action and practicing that.
01/20/2003
07:01

Merv Griffin
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Anyone in America searching for an answer uses the "Jeopardy" theme song, and Merv Griffin wrote it.
01/20/2003
01:16

Kangaroo Jack
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"Kangaroo Jack" leaves Jon disappointed in America.
01/20/2003
04:43

Cheney Reaction
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Vice President Cheney has a subterranean hot tub love den built at his house in Washington.
01/20/2003
03:52

Race Under Fire
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Some people get paper routes, others get to be Provost of Stanford University. We all have to start somewhere.
01/20/2003
00:29

Preview - 1/22/03
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The nutria is an ugly animal that just eats and screws the day away.
01/21/2003
01:41

Simon's Crazy
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It's Super Bowl week and Jon has a surefire way to strike it rich.
01/21/2003
02:34

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - January
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Frank DeCaro bemoans the litany of crap that Hollywood foists on the public after the holiday season.
01/21/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Preach, Pray, Fight
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A protester opines about the greatness of America.
01/21/2003
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