The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Intro - Cremaster

Season 7 • 04/08/2003

This is not a joke you want to hear at 10 a.m. while eating your eggs.

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01:04

Intro - April Snow
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Jon woke up to find six inches of snow on the ground outside.
04/07/2003
01:18

Headlines - New York Public Health
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Mayor Michael Bloomberg wages a fight for the lungs and cardiovascular systems of New Yorkers.
04/07/2003
06:48

Martha Burk
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Martha Burk, chair of the National Council of Women's Organizations, has been leading the fight to admit women to the Augusta National Golf Club.
04/07/2003
03:01

Headlines - Gate Crashers
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After a brief battle, American troops gained possession of Baghdad International Airport.
04/07/2003
03:02

Showdown: Iraq? - Saddam Hussein's Control
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Coalition spokespeople have confirmed that Saddam no longer controls the entire room, only the bed and night table region.
04/08/2003
02:43

Saddam's Existence
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Saddam Hussein is like the tooth fairy: we don't know that much about her either, except that she has an insatiable hunger for our teeth.
04/08/2003
00:12

Moment of Zen- Baghdad Rubble
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Footage of the recently bombed al-Saha Restaurant, where coalition forces believed Saddam Hussein was having lunch with his sons.
04/08/2003
07:04

Susan Sarandon
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Susan Sarandon talks about her new movie, sharing a shower curtain with Jon Stewart and celebrities speaking their minds.
04/08/2003
02:34

That's Quite Interesting to Mo Rocca - Sacrifices
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During World War II, they didn't realize that gas is an infinite commodity, and there's no reason to ever conserve -- ever.
04/08/2003
01:44

Headlines - Rubble Without A Cause
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The air strike in Iraq broke windows, ripped out trees, hurled steel beams and left a heap of broken concrete, iron and furniture -- there were no injuries.
04/08/2003
01:11

Intro - Cremaster
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Jon knows something that you don't know, and he's going to tell you what it is.
04/08/2003
04:10

Tug of War - What a Country!
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Stephen Colbert thinks the Iraqis have pretty well botched up the post-liberation tear-down ceremony.
04/09/2003
07:41

David Scheffer
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Ambassador David Scheffer talk about the United Nation's role in a post-Saddam Iraq.
04/09/2003
02:29

Tug of War - Looting
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Looters restore hope in a new democratic society in Iraq.
04/09/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Toppling Saddam
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The statue of Saddam Hussein is toppled by U.S. Forces in Baghdad.
04/09/2003
04:36

Terror Free Vacation
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Rob Corddry offers travel tips for those of you looking to have a good time and not be killed by terrorists this summer.
04/09/2003
02:16

Crazy Like Fox
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Fox News -- above all the other news networks -- sees the war as what it is: entertainment.
04/10/2003
01:29

Baghdad Square
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After the fall of Saddam Hussein, the sculpting community will experience a renaissance of subject matter.
04/10/2003
02:25

Those Inferior Animals - Intents and Porpoise
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A dolphin specially taught to detect and sweep away sea mines in the Persian Gulf goes AWOL, while a giant squid is caught in Antarctica.
04/10/2003
00:34

Moment of Zen - Rocky Flag
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Iraqis cheer and hold up an American flag that has a picture of Sylvester Stallone.
04/10/2003
06:57

Dennis Miller
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Jon doesn't know how Dennis Miller has the mind or the wind for his jokes.
04/10/2003
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