The Colbert Report

One Regret

Season 2 • 07/20/2006

Stephen regrets that he has no regrets.

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06:09

Joe Scarborough
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Joe Scarborough took money from Jack Abramoff, and it felt good.
07/19/2006
01:16

Veto Virginity
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George W. Bush loses his veto virginity by giving it to stem cell research.
07/19/2006
02:26

Oprah and Gayle
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There isn't a definition in our culture to describe the bond between Oprah and Gayle.
07/19/2006
01:13

Sign Off - Buck O'Neil
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Stephen places Buck O'Neil's photo on his bookshelf, which many would say is a greater honor than the Baseball Hall of Fame.
07/19/2006
00:33

Intro - 7/19/06
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Stephen believes Kanye West owes President Bush an apology, and thinks people are only seeing Al Gore's global warming movie to get out of the record heat.
07/19/2006
06:03

Tom Brokaw
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Stephen has a problem taking Tom Brokaw seriously when he's not wearing a tie.
07/20/2006
03:54

Julian Bond
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Stephen asks NAACP Chairman Julian Bond to help pick his new black friend.
07/20/2006
00:29

Intro - 7/20/06
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President Bush spoke to an audience of black people, but Stephen wouldn't know because he doesn't see color.
07/20/2006
03:00

Search for a New Black Friend - Friend Exchange Rate
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Still searching for a new black friend, Stephen explains the friend exchange rate industry standard.
07/20/2006
05:48

Better Know a District - Florida's 19th - Robert Wexler
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Robert Wexler enjoys cocaine and the company of prostitutes because they are fun things to do.
07/20/2006
00:11

One Regret
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If Stephen has one regret from tonight's episode, it's that he did it too perfectly to have any regrets.
07/20/2006
04:33

ThreatDown - Camp
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The top five things you need to worry about -- from atheist camps to Kix cereal.
07/24/2006
03:23

The Word - Moral Minority
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Now that Ralph Reed has lost his bid for the Republican nomination, Stephen considers other possibilities for your vote.
07/24/2006
01:55

War!!!
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Stephen celebrates the oncoming Rapture as Condoleezza Rice attempts to achieve a sustainable ceasefire in the Middle East.
07/24/2006
02:15

Celebrating America's Kick-Assedness
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Stephen can't start the show without cheering for all of America's recent victories.
07/24/2006
00:35

Intro - 7/24/06
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Tonight, Ralph Reed loses an election, Howell Raines talks about fly-fishing and Stephen wants more religion in public schools.
07/24/2006
00:08

Sign Off - Proud
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Stephen Colbert is proud of his work tonight and looks forward to tomorrow.
07/24/2006
06:45

Howell Raines
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Author and former editor of The New York Times, Howell Raines discusses the fishing adventure on which his book is based.
07/24/2006
00:09

Sign Off - Food for Thought
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Stephen looks back on what he's learned tonight.
07/25/2006
00:23

All Red States
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According to a map in The USA Today, all the states are finally red states.
07/25/2006
04:14

Morning Shows
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After being negatively depicted on network morning shows, Stephen rebuts.
07/25/2006
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