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Stephen Trademarks Dated Catchphrases

Season 6 • 11/11/2010

Nintendo's brilliant marketing strategy associates a corporate brand with phrases nobody says anymore.

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03:25

Statue of Jesus
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America needs a bigger Jesus because God is looking down from space, trying to figure out who loves him the most.
11/10/2010
05:49

America's Job Loss - Beri Fox
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Instead of extending tax cuts to help small business, Marble King President Beri Fox wants the government to level the playing field.
11/10/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Saltine Hors D'oeuvres
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Stephen spreads his mayonnaise and mustard dip over saltines, then sprinkles them with paprika.
11/10/2010
07:48

Martha Stewart
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Stephen teaches Martha Stewart how to spread mayonnaise on Wonder Bread and sprinkle the slices with pre-sweetened Kool-Aid mix.
11/10/2010
00:32

Colbert Platinum - Kanye West & Million-Dollar Advent Calendar Segment
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Kanye West replaces all of his lower teeth with permanent diamond implants, and Harrods sells the first million-dollar advent calendar.
11/11/2010
04:41

Colbert Platinum - Kanye West & Million-Dollar Advent Calendar
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Kanye West replaces all of his lower teeth with permanent diamond implants, and Harrods sells the first million-dollar advent calendar.
11/11/2010
07:38

Quincy Jones
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Quincy Jones remembers when Frank Sinatra cut him loose with Lucille Ball and Loretta Young in Las Vegas.
11/11/2010
00:18

Sign Off - If It Walks Like a Duck
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If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, make a list of all the partners you've recently been with and call a doctor.
11/11/2010
00:36

Intro - 11/11/10
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Wall Street prepares to trickle down on poor people, Nintendo goes to court, and Quincy Jones wants a Latin Grammy.
11/11/2010
05:10

Stephen Absorbs Gene Shalit's Opinions
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Stephen restores Lou Dobbs' opinions before absorbing the power of Gene Shalit's puns.
11/11/2010
02:00

Stephen Trademarks Dated Catchphrases
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Stephen will soon be the proud owner of the trademark for "all that and a bag of chips." You hear that, Frito Lay?
11/11/2010
01:57

Finding Mr. Goodwrench
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Stephen admits to murdering Mr. Goodwrench and putting the body in a place where no one would ever look.
11/15/2010
06:26

David Stern
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NBA Commissioner David Stern discusses basketball's popularity around the world and the benefits of short shorts.
11/15/2010
02:26

Garfield and President Obama's Veterans Day Controversies
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President Obama celebrates Veterans Day by giving a do-nothing speech to a base full of active duty American troops in South Korea.
11/15/2010
00:28

Sign Off - Garfield Loves Veterans
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Garfield loves veterans even more than he loves lasagna.
11/15/2010
09:16

TSA Full-Body Scanners - Jeffrey Goldberg
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Jeffrey Goldberg opposes useless airport security that needlessly humiliates American citizens.
11/15/2010
02:54

Prince William Proposes to Kate Middleton
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Stephen informs the royal family that he has taken out a special post office box exclusively to receive Prince William's wedding invitation.
11/16/2010
03:23

John Legend
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John Legend encourages people to stay involved and aware of what's going on in the world with his tribute to protest songs from the 60s and 70s.
11/16/2010
00:36

Intro - 11/16/10
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Stephen looks at the new trend in alcoholic energy drinks, Sarah Palin has a new reality show, and John Legend performs "Shine."
11/16/2010
05:46

Thought for Food - C-Zurrrre, Medal of Hunger Winner & Cheesercize
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Several states consider banning alcoholic energy drinks, a hungry man eats his sandwich after getting shot, and the USDA wants to increase cheese consumption.
11/16/2010
06:09

Ian Frazier
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Ian Frazier describes being on a train for 52 hours and never leaving the Russian forest.
11/17/2010
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