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Colbert Super PAC - Rick Parry with an "A" for America

Season 7 • 08/11/2011

Stephen believes his super PAC is the only PAC Rick Perry needs.

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00:08

Sign Off - E-Mailing Colbert Nation
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Stephen types up e-mails on his MacBook Air and says goodnight.
08/10/2011
00:34

Intro - 8/10/11
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God should improve His image, campaign fundraisers have a new weapon, and Elliot Ackerman's website matches voters with candidates.
08/10/2011
05:03

Yahweh or No Way - Mormons & God's Poll Numbers
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The Mormon Church's PR campaign makes Mormons irresistibly cool, while only 52% of Americans approve of God.
08/10/2011
01:55

Hooker-Drawer Market
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The New York Post explains the volatile stock market with analysis that everyone can understand.
08/10/2011
02:40

Colbert Super PAC - Campaign Donation Addiction
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Political junkies get a fix through compulsive donations to presidential campaigns.
08/10/2011
06:04

Gloria Steinem
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Gloria Steinem believes Americans know that women can do what men can do, but they don't know that men can do what women can do.
08/11/2011
05:39

Colbert Super PAC - Confused by Rick Parry with an "A" for America
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The fat cat media elites in Des Moines think they can sit in their ivory corn silos and play puppet master with national politics.
08/11/2011
00:59

Super PAC Ad - Behind The Green Corn
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Americans for a Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow gives Iowans the cornography they deserve.
08/11/2011
03:38

Romney 2012 - "Corporations Are People"
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Mitt Romney's historic statement of corporate personhood makes him this generation's civil rights champion.
08/11/2011
00:06

Sign Off - Stephen's Emmy Award
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Stephen pulls out his Emmy Award and says goodnight.
08/11/2011
05:14

Colbert Super PAC - Rick Parry with an "A" for America
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The Palin bus arrives in Iowa, and Stephen reveals an ear-sizzling hot-buttered Colbert Super PAC ad that appeals to Iowa's basest kernel instinct.
08/11/2011
04:14

Susan Rice Pt. 2
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Ambassador Susan Rice explains U.S. involvement in Syria and Libya, and tells Colbert Nation what they can do to help with Somalia's humanitarian tragedy.
08/15/2011
07:35

Colbert Super PAC - Iowa Straw Poll Results
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Michele Bachmann gets a commanding 80% of the votes she paid for at the Iowa straw poll, and "Rick Parry" receives at least 718 write-in votes.
08/15/2011
06:03

Susan Rice Pt. 1
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U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Susan Rice believes the U.N. is the one place where America can marshal the military and financial support of other nations.
08/15/2011
00:26

Sign Off - Full Susan Rice Interview Online
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Stephen tells viewers to look for Susan Rice's full interview online.
08/15/2011
02:39

Colbert Super PAC - Stephen Apologizes to WOI in Des Moines
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Stephen apologizes to ABC's Des Moines affiliate station, WOI: it turns out their general manager, Ray Cole, really has touched Stephen's Emmy.
08/15/2011
01:57

The Etymology of "Obamacare"
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Barack Obama breaks up the word "Obamacare" into "Obama" and "care," but that's not where that word came from.
08/16/2011
05:42

Chris Ferguson, Doug Hurley, Rex Walheim & Sandy Magnus
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Space shuttle Atlantis crewmembers -- Chris Ferguson, Doug Hurley, Rex Walheim and Sandy Magnus -- discuss their final mission and the future of American space travel.
08/16/2011
07:09

Colbert Super PAC - Frank Luntz Commits to the PAC
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Frank Luntz will help Stephen create a Colbert Super PAC ad that works for Democrats and Republicans and scores with the South and the North.
08/16/2011
00:08

Sign Off - Stephen's Launch Pad Nut
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Stephen peers through his frangible nut from space shuttle Atlantis' final mission.
08/16/2011
03:51

Colbert Super PAC - Persuadulux 6000
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In politics, messaging is everything, so Stephen turns to the Persuadulux 6000 to generate a Colbert Nation word cloud from Super PAC donor write-ins.
08/16/2011
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