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The Word - Armistice

Season 1 • 11/10/2005

This week is a historically popular week to end wars.

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05:50

Mary Roach
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Stephen and author Mary Roach contact a spirit from the past in the studio.
11/09/2005
05:14

Better Know a District - Florida's 7th - John Mica
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Congressman John Mica stands for his district with the tenacity of an alligator that shows up in your garage after a hurricane.
11/09/2005
03:47

The Word - Willy Loman
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Mr. Schwarzenegger, get back to what you do best: jamming Arnold into people's holes.
11/09/2005
02:18

Next Question
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At the recent White House press briefings it looks like Scott McClellan is about to crap his pants or burst into tears.
11/09/2005
02:18

All You Need to Know - Kansas Education
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The Kansas Board of Education approves the teaching of intelligent design in the classroom.
11/09/2005
05:43

Cokie Roberts
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Cokie Roberts recalls an old Washington, where people could disagree without being disagreeable.
11/10/2005
00:34

Intro - 11/10/05
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Congress hard at work, the re-branding of Veteran's Day and Cokie Roberts -- all on tonight's show.
11/10/2005
03:30

The DaColbert Code - Samuel Alito
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Stephen uses The DaColbert Code to pierce the veil of secrecy and solve modern-day mysteries.
11/10/2005
02:56

The In-Box - Asian Stereotypes
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In an attempt to apologize for accidentally perpetuating an Asian stereotype, Stephen shares some of The Report's airtime with its sister station in Osaka.
11/10/2005
02:58

Swear to God
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Stephen believes that big oil company CEOs should have sworn in before testifying to Congress.
11/10/2005
04:03

The Word - Armistice
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President Bush is saving Veterans Day by creating thousands of new veterans.
11/10/2005
05:59

Bob Kerrey
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Stephen pitches former Senator Bob Kerrey his plan for training the Iraqi army.
11/14/2005
01:24

Internets Anniversary
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Stephen buys himself an Internet anniversary present from eBay.
11/14/2005
02:03

The Word - Testosterone
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Stephen thinks women are weaker than men for being incapable of completely abandoning their humanity.
11/14/2005
05:09

CMA Buzz
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Stephen is giddy with anticipation for the Country music Awards -- not to be confused with the CMT Flame Worthy Awards or the ACM awards.
11/14/2005
00:34

Intro - 11/14/05
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Terrorist bombings in Jordan may be the first sign that women have blown up the glass ceiling.
11/14/2005
00:09

Tip Line - Flag Sticker
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Call Stephen if you have a new way to display the flag on your car.
11/14/2005
04:45

Un-American News - Shame Cotton
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The Japanese are so ashamed of their prime minister's suicide attempt, they hide their ashamed faces behind shame cotton.
11/14/2005
04:14

The Word - The Orient
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George W. Bush is going to Asia, and Stephen has some pointers -- not vomiting and not bringing back any pandas are two big ones.
11/15/2005
03:46

Formidable Opponent - Torture
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Stephen explains to Stephen the pros of torture: how it can be used, how it should be used and why it's okay to feel dirty about it.
11/15/2005
00:31

Intro - 11/15/05
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Stephen reincarnates some Asians, calls up some viewers and talks to Al Sharpton about his plans for the next five elections.
11/15/2005
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