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Two Terms of Endearment

Season 10 • 01/19/2005

Gatlin-hating dude lovers don't get the significance of a $40 million party.

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03:11

Rice Hearing
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You can see the hottest moments from Condoleezza Rice's confirmation hearing exchange with Senator Barbara Boxer at confirmationvixens.com/[catnoise].
01/18/2005
02:55

Spaceball
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What is it with the space missions always looking for water in space? Is there something about the water supply here on Earth we should know about?
01/18/2005
05:51

Headlines - Secretary's Day
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The Senator's softball questions allowed Secretary of State nominee Condoleezza Rice to reminisce about better times.
01/18/2005
07:51

Jim Wallis
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It's hard for author and faith-based activist Jim Wallis to believe that Jesus' first priorities would have been a capital gains tax cut and the occupation of Iraq.
01/18/2005
00:13

Moment of Zen - 9/11 Hearing
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Attorney Richard Ben-Veniste questions National Security advisor Condoleezza Rice during the 9/11 Commission hearings.
01/18/2005
00:17

Moment of Zen - Freudian Slip
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Today Show anchor Ann Curry mixes up the names of Presidents Clinton and Lincoln.
01/19/2005
03:02

Timeline of Dead Guys - Abe, Will and Tut
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Investigators are on the trail of the possible murder of King Tut -- a classic "Who Cares Whodunnit?"
01/19/2005
03:04

The Bush Inaugural II: The Re-Oathening - Parade
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When you don't let gays get married, they start designing inauguration dresses out of spite.
01/19/2005
06:50

Michael Beschloss
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Presidential historian Michael Beschloss reports that President George W. Bush sees himself more as Ronald Regan than George H.W. Bush.
01/19/2005
01:49

Intro - Patriotic Profanity
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Fuel singer Brett Scallions used the word "f**k" to modify the terrificness of our country.
01/19/2005
04:08

Two Terms of Endearment
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Washington, D.C. residents don't love freedom enough to agree to the unprecedented request that they foot the $12 million security bill for the presidential inauguration.
01/19/2005
03:48

The Re-Oathening - Cold Weather
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Rob Corddry reports on the cold weather in Washington, D.C., while Samantha Bee is at the Commander-in-Chief Ball.
01/20/2005
05:56

The Re-Oathening - Swearing In
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George W. Bush's swearing-in finally marks the official halfway point of his presidency.
01/20/2005
00:10

Moment of Zen - Second Term
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President Bush takes the oath of office for a second time.
01/20/2005
02:11

Mart Attacks!
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There is no evidence that Wal-Mart pays its female employees less than its male employees, just a rich oral tradition.
01/20/2005
04:41

Joe Lieberman
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Joe Lieberman is going to a democratic party where he will try to be happy.
01/20/2005
02:41

The Re-Oathening - Constitution Ball
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Stephen Colbert explains that the Constitution Ball is celebrating the establishment of an empire.
01/20/2005
04:01

Rest Insured
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Blue Cross of California releases an extreme insurance plan called Tonik, aimed at 18-29 year-olds.
01/24/2005
02:33

Headlines - Airbus!
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The world's largest passenger airplane, the A380 Airbus, debuted in France and was unveiled by four lovable street urchins.
01/24/2005
06:55

Richard Viguerie
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Richard Viguerie is a pioneer in the conservative movement.
01/24/2005
02:03

Iraq Election Preview
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The pre-election mood in Iraq, when not life threatening, is electric.
01/24/2005
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