The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 7 • 02/06/2003

Stephen marches out to Da Media Zone knowing he may not come back.

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03:23

That's Quite Interesting to Mo Rocca - SUVs
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SUVs embody America: they are big, bold and consume ungodly amounts of fuel.
02/05/2003
05:42

Slowdown: Iraq - We Have Graphics
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Secretary of State Colin Powell demonstrates that America is second to none in the field of Power Point presentations.
02/05/2003
07:46

Arianna Huffington
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Arianna Huffington urges the American people to get informed, get mad and take action against Washington DC lobbyists.
02/05/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Burn Baby Burn
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A monster truck burns a car.
02/05/2003
01:58

Dude is Crazy
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Secretary of State Colin Powell's presentation to the U.N. Security Council can be described in any language as "awesome."
02/05/2003
01:11

Headlines - Cubs in a Den
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Michael Jackson still loves sleeping with little boys. Just not in a sexual way.
02/06/2003
07:14

David Frum
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David Frum and Jon talk about writing speeches for the president.
02/06/2003
02:40

Slowdown Iraq - Two Severed Thumbs Down
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In response to Colin Powell's U.N. presentation, the Iraqis are more insulting than Simon Cowell at karaoke night.
02/06/2003
00:14

Moment of Zen - Afghani Woman Driving
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An Afghani woman learns how to drive.
02/06/2003
02:59

Afghanistan: Where is it Now?
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The drug crop is booming and the bazaars are bumping in newly democratized Afghanistan.
02/06/2003
05:47

Full Metal Junket
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Stephen Colbert confronts the horror and chaos of fake war head on and can't wait to leave.
02/06/2003
00:55

Pataki Activities
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Governor Pataki suggests some productive activities for New Yorkers during a heightened alert.
02/10/2003
03:06

Emoticons
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Corddry anticipates an attack based on all caps messages and emoticon use on Al Qaeda sites.
02/10/2003
06:43

Joe Klein
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Klein compares taking care of his teenage daughter to America taking care of the French.
02/10/2003
01:47

Michael Jackson Alert Scale
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Based on a report, the Michael Jackson Alert Level has been raised from "Mochaccino" to "Pasty."
02/10/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Mecca
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Muslims worship at Mecca
02/10/2003
03:47

Digital Watch - Personal Computer
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Owning a computer is like having your very own TV with a built-in radio.
02/10/2003
03:23

Warning Sickness
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The specific information does not include time, place, methods or means.
02/10/2003
03:28

NATO Crisis
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Turkey requests NATO assistance for defensive purposes, but France, Germany and Belgium block it.
02/11/2003
05:43

Bebe Neuwirth
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Bebe Neuwirth explains that she can't go to her favorite sandwich place because of a health inspector problem.
02/11/2003
03:22

Madman-ography - Kim Jong-il
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In recent months, Kim Jong-il has started his nuclear reactor program and threatened the West with total war.
02/11/2003
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