The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Spring Break

Season 2 • 04/06/2006

The Colbert Report takes its spring break.

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06:40

Harvey Mansfield
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Harvey Mansfield and Stephen collide in a perfect storm of man musk.
04/05/2006
04:22

Formidable Opponent - Immigration
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Stephen suggests building an enormous waterslide with its top in San Diego and its splash pool in Mexico.
04/05/2006
00:08

Fract - Russian Girls
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Thank you for saving America, Stephen Colbert.
04/05/2006
05:15

Crying
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The steel magnolia ya-ya sisterhood of the traveling pants breaks up when Katie Couric leaves the "Today Show."
04/05/2006
02:30

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Peabody Award
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Stephen's been shilling for the Peabody Award ever since he started this show -- where's his sugar sugar?
04/06/2006
01:50

Easter Under Attack - Recalled Eggs
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The Anthony-Thomas Candy Company recalls its Easter eggs because they may contain eggs.
04/06/2006
06:24

Better Know a District - Oregon's 5th - Darlene Hooley
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Stephen asks Congresswoman Darlene Hooley what it's like to represent California's Canada.
04/06/2006
02:26

The Word - Nazis
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There is one thing everyone -- Democrat or Republican, left or right -- agrees on: there is no one worse than Hitler.
04/06/2006
00:28

Intro - 4/6/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen examines President Bush's approval ratings and asks Markos Moulitsas if the Internet is really the appropriate place for free speech.
04/06/2006
05:47

Markos Moulitsas
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Stephen asks blogger and Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas how many shirts he goes through because of his bleeding heart.
04/06/2006
00:17

Sign Off - Spring Break
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Stephen is going on spring break like all good Americans.
04/06/2006
03:28

Was It Really That Bad? - San Francisco Earthquake
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How could the San Francisco earthquake have really been that bad? San Francisco's still there!
04/17/2006
00:33

Intro - 4/17/06
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In tonight's episode, Stephen talks to Reza Aslan about Iran and scientists explore whether or not Jesus actually walked on water.
04/17/2006
06:06

On Notice - Journal of Paleolimnology
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If scientists had any balls, they would just say what did happen, rather than what may have happened. That's what the Bible does.
04/17/2006
01:25

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Fly Glasses
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German scientists use lasers to put a tiny pair of glasses on a common housefly, and Stephen is angry.
04/17/2006
02:30

Dime Boycott
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Stephen can take a monkey metaphor as far as he needs to.
04/17/2006
06:06

Reza Aslan
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Religious scholar Reza Aslan promises to say something inflammatory next time.
04/17/2006
03:05

Who's Not Honoring Me Now? - Pulitzer Prize
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Let's just say Stephen Colbert is a character, and he's retarded, but he doesn't know it.
04/18/2006
00:33

Intro - 4/18/06
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In this episode, retired generals criticize Donald Rumsfeld's leadership, scholars find the Gospel According to Judas, and Stephen nails ACLU Director Anthony Romero.
04/18/2006
02:28

The Word - Sir, Yes, Sir
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You don't change horses midstream. And we don't even know if Iraq is a stream -- it may be a lake.
04/18/2006
00:15

Baby Monitor
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Stephen plays John Ashcroft's "Let The Eagle Soar" for newly hatched Stephen Jr..
04/18/2006
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