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Positive Thinking

Season 7 • 07/08/2002

Stephen Colbert does not see the flooding in Texas as a problem, but as an opportunity.

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03:07

WorldCom
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Rob Corddry reports that if Americans continue to believe in capitalism, the executives still win. They've got it fixed.
06/27/2002
02:28

Headlines - In God We Fuss
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A court of appeals rules that the phrase "Under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance is unconstitutional.
06/27/2002
00:14

Moment Of Zen - Pledge Of Allegiance
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Children from different classrooms recite the Pledge of Allegiance.
06/27/2002
03:17

Dollars and Cents - WorldCom Executives
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When Congress gets through with the WorldCom executives, they'll have nothing left but some faded memories and millions of dollars.
06/27/2002
01:00

NBA Draft
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Jon believes the NBA discriminated against him because he has asthma and only one kidney.
06/27/2002
03:03

Stars & Barred
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Toby Keith and Charlie Daniels will not perform on upcoming 4th of July television specials after their songs are deemed inappropriate.
06/27/2002
00:16

Moment of Zen - Bull Run
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A bull crushes a man at the running of the bulls in Spain.
07/08/2002
06:54

Adam Sandler
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Adam Sandler never gets caught for his crimes because he does them to old people who will forget.
07/08/2002
05:23

Domestic Security
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According to the Benjamin Moore racial profiling color wheel, any person darker than butterscotch is probably a terrorist.
07/08/2002
04:02

Headlines - Compound W
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President George W. Bush goes on vacation and New York City landlords heighten security measures on their rental properties.
07/08/2002
02:15

Positive Thinking
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Jon Stewart sees Texas half-empty of flood water, while Stephen Colbert sees Texas as half-full of flood water.
07/08/2002
02:16

Corporate Criminals
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These misguided WorldCom executives need more than punishment, they need hope.
07/09/2002
05:28

John King Pt. 1
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On tonight's show, Senior White House Correspondent John King is getting a more Nightliney treatment.
07/09/2002
04:29

John King Pt. 2
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John King thinks that the WorldCom accountants are getting hammered.
07/09/2002
03:31

Corporate Punishment
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The U.S. Government is hard at work building new correctional facilities for white collar criminals.
07/09/2002
00:17

Moment of Zen - Scott Sullivan
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Scott Sullivan testifies at a congressional panel investigating the WorldCom scandal.
07/09/2002
04:46

Headlines - Wall Street Weak
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Executives of doomed WorldCom face a congressional panel that is investigating a $4 billion accounting fraud.
07/09/2002
01:47

Headlines - Tied
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Baseball's All-Star Game ends in a tie after both teams run out of pitchers and baseball commissioner Bud Selig is forced to call the game.
07/10/2002
02:02

Headlines - Ice Pop
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Ted Williams, the greatest natural hitter in the history of baseball, died and was immediately cryogenically frozen in a lab in Scottsdale, Arizona.
07/10/2002
00:39

Moment of Zen - Jacko Against Sony
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Michael Jackson lashes out at the Sony higher-ups and accuses them of racism.
07/10/2002
05:19

Busta Rhymes
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Busta Rhymes discusses his role in "Halloween: Resurrection."
07/10/2002
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