The Colbert Report

Googley-Eyed Clams

Season 4 E 14 • 01/29/2008

You've got yourself a googley-eyed clam!

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Charles Nesson
The Colbert ReportS4 E12

Charles Nesson wants Stephen to host a poker game with the presidential candidates.
01/24/2008
03:11

Rudy in Florida
The Colbert ReportS4 E12

Rudy Giuliani focuses on Florida, the perfect cross section of America.
01/24/2008
03:45

Gordon B. Hinckley Died
The Colbert ReportS4 E13

Stephen knows that his writers killed the president of the Mormon Church.
01/28/2008
03:43

South Carolina - What Could Have Been?
The Colbert ReportS4 E13

Stephen looks back at his presidential campaign and wonders what could have been.
01/28/2008
02:14

Obama Just Like JFK
The Colbert ReportS4 E13

Stephen points out the similarities between Obama and JFK.
01/28/2008
05:23

Rick Warren
The Colbert ReportS4 E13

Stephen wants Jesus on the show, and Rick Warren says he has connections.
01/28/2008
04:57

Marjane Satrapi
The Colbert ReportS4 E13

Stephen warns us about the dangers of Marjane Satrapi's film Persepolis.
01/28/2008
00:07

French Clam
The Colbert ReportS4 E14

Stephen's French clam says goodnight.
01/29/2008
04:59

Joe Quesada
The Colbert ReportS4 E14

Joe Quesada tells Stephen that he's still running for president in the Marvel universe.
01/29/2008
04:08

Alex Ross
The Colbert ReportS4 E14

Alex Ross tells Stephen how music and politics intersect throughout history.
01/29/2008
03:34

Googley-Eyed Clams
The Colbert ReportS4 E14

Just in case you lose your job, Stephen shows you how to make marketable homemade toys.
01/29/2008
03:01

Carl Hiaasen
The Colbert ReportS4 E15

Stephen asks Carl Hiaasen, author and native Floridian, what is wrong with Florida.
01/30/2008
06:19

Florida Primary
The Colbert ReportS4 E15

McCain used his victory speech to send a subtle coded message to Republican voters.
01/30/2008
05:22

Better Know a District - South Carolina's 4th - Bob Inglis
The Colbert ReportS4 E15

Representative Bob Inglis and Stephen share a couple of good high-fives.
01/30/2008
04:46

Frans de Waal
The Colbert ReportS4 E15

Frans de Waal, author of Our Inner Ape, tells Stephen that he has a large monkey brain.
01/30/2008
04:00

Timetables
The Colbert ReportS4 E16

Why would a war hero like John McCain use a buzzword like "timetables"?
01/31/2008
04:07

Andrew Napolitano
The Colbert ReportS4 E16

Judge Andrew Napolitano slips up and calls Stephen the wrong name.
01/31/2008
02:08

Ron Paul Sounds Alarm
The Colbert ReportS4 E16

Stephen digs through some crazy old Ron Paul video highlights.
01/31/2008
03:23

Tim Harford
The Colbert ReportS4 E16

Tim Harford explains how rational decision-making influences our choices about unprotected sex and soft drinks.
01/31/2008
05:34

People Who Are Destroying America - Pick-up Trucks
The Colbert ReportS4 E16

Lowell Kuvin is destroying America by parking his pick-up truck overnight in Coral Gables, FL.
01/31/2008
05:55

Tony Campolo
The Colbert ReportS4 E17

Tony Campolo reminds Stephen that Jesus wants him to love his enemy, Conan O'Brien.
02/04/2008
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