The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Fareed Zakaria

Season 14 • 01/14/2009

Fareed Zakaria tells Jon suicide bombers get 72 white raisins.

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00:46

Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Awake Until Jan 20th
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Stephen decides not to sleep so he can experience every remaining second of the Bush presidency.
01/13/2009
08:36

Six Days Seven Nights
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President Bush is suddenly doing press as though January 20th is the day his album drops.
01/13/2009
05:55

Daniel Craig
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Jon gives Daniel Craig sweaty palms.
01/13/2009
04:08

Blamey Whinehouse
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Sarah Palin addresses sexism, media malpractice and classism in a new conservative documentary.
01/13/2009
00:13

Moment of Zen - Magic Fingers Chair
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George W. Bush never used the weird chair with the electric cord.
01/13/2009
00:14

Moment of Zen - A Few Days Left
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Osama bin Laden hasn't been caught, but Dick Cheney has a few days left.
01/14/2009
00:08

Intro - Fareed Zakaria Is Here
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Fareed Zakaria is on the show tonight.
01/14/2009
06:10

Head of State
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Hillary Clinton struggles to maintain consciousness during John Kerry's opening statement at her confirmation hearing.
01/14/2009
03:28

Marcus Schrenker Gets Caught
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Investigators find Marcus Schrenker's crashed plane missing a key piece of evidence: the charred remains of one Marcus Schrenker.
01/14/2009
03:48

Back in Black - Bailouts
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Ever since our government started handing out free money, every Tom, Dick and mega corporation has been lining up to get theirs.
01/14/2009
06:41

Fareed Zakaria
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Fareed Zakaria says suicide bombers get 72 white raisins, not 72 virgins.
01/14/2009
05:47

Bethany McLean
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Bethany McLean weighs in on financial corruption and incompetence.
01/15/2009
04:02

Reagraham Lincool
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Samantha Bee proves that with a little rebranding Republicans will be back on top in no time.
01/15/2009
00:10

Moment of Zen - Joe the Plumber Breakdown
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Joe the Plumber isn't a plumber or a war correspondent, and his name isn't even Joe.
01/15/2009
06:26

Sloppy Joes - Biden and the Plumber
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Joe the Plumber has yet to give his farewell address, but we're looking forward to it.
01/15/2009
02:20

President Bush Kept Us Safe
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Nothing like hurricanes or the economy could tear President Bush away from keeping America safe.
01/15/2009
01:07

Intro - Plane in the Hudson
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Everyone was rescued from a plane that went down a block away.
01/15/2009
01:49

Obama Inauguration
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Aasif Mandvi expects Obama's inaugural speech to make the Gettysburg Address seem like a series of simian grunts.
01/19/2009
01:31

Moment of Zen - Credits for the Last Eight Years
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Jon recognizes some of the people without whom he couldn't have done the show.
01/19/2009
00:56

Intro - Big Day Eve
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Anybody who has given money to anybody is heading down to DC for the big day.
01/19/2009
07:19

Abderrahim Foukara
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Abderrahim Foukara says Al Jazeera strives hard to give Israelis a platform to explain the Gaza crisis as they see it.
01/19/2009
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