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Season 5 • 06/13/2001

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04:03

The Bare Necessities
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Fear not America, we've made it through inconvenience before and we'll make it again, with or without our digital pasta fork.
06/12/2001
00:14

Moment of Zen - Let It Be
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A middle aged man sings "Let It Be" from his Karaoke cell phone.
06/12/2001
05:21

Gene Simmons
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Gene Simmons met the mother of his children at the Playboy Mansion and Jon Stewart met his wife at a bar mitzvah.
06/12/2001
02:15

Bush's First European Trip
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Bush's handlers tell him he's in Mexico because it seems to have a calming effect on him.
06/13/2001
02:56

Back in Black - Summer Vacation
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Black won't be reading hieroglyphics off a tomb, using the Brooklyn Bridge as a jungle gym, skydiving in Australia, or bullfighting in Spain
06/13/2001
00:13

Moment of Zen - Bush Speaks Spanish
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President Bush makes a speech in Spanish.
06/13/2001
03:26

European Vacation
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President Bush and the First Lady arrive in Europe to Belgians protesting all the things President Bush defends.
06/13/2001
01:26

Easy Listening Summit
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The key note speaker of the Easy Listening Summit is currently caught between the moon and New York City.
06/13/2001
05:20

David Duchovny
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David Duchovny talks about the great conversations he has with his two-year-old daughter.
06/13/2001
01:11

News Recap - Bush in Europe
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Jon recaps the top stories including Bush's European trip and the Hip-Hop summit in New York.
06/13/2001
01:59

Rhyme Scene
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You can't talk about rose petals and daffodils if all you grew up around was bottle tops and soda cans.
06/13/2001
04:03

I on News - First Family Privacy
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The media felt so bad about devoting so much coverage to Jenna and Barbara Bush, they devoted an enormous amount of coverage to that overcoverage.
06/14/2001
05:34

Jeff Greenfield
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Jeff Greenfield talks about the draw of reality shows, his time as Robert Kennedy's aide and the best way to get people interested in news again.
06/14/2001
03:32

Mugging for the Camera
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Andrew Ramsbottom -- yes, that is his real name -- is not a purse snatcher, but a professional crime reenactor.
06/14/2001
00:20

Moment of Zen - Berets
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The U.S. Army celebrates its 226th birthday by donning new headgear.
06/14/2001
00:49

Recap - 6/14/01
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Jon offers some closing thoughts on the Army's new berets and the recut version of "Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace."
06/14/2001
01:50

Headlines - The Binks Job
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The recut "Phantom Menace" is good news for members of the Rebel Alliance, who are feeling a relief they haven't felt since they lost that bounty hunter back at Ord Mantell.
06/14/2001
03:45

Headlines - G.I. Jean-Claude
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When a commanding officer tells you to don a beret, you don it.
06/14/2001
05:09

Martin Short
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Martin Short is currently working on an unproven show that, for all we know, might suck.
06/18/2001
03:37

Not My Parrot!
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A parrot is caught saying, "Shut up you motherf**ker; shut up you son of a bitch."
06/18/2001
01:30

Headlines - Patriot Games
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Sony has been accused of manufacturing fake movie critics and fake audience members to boost ticket sales of its critical and financial disappointments.
06/18/2001
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