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Monkey on the Lam - Missouri

Season 3 • 10/03/2007

Lock your doors and hide your bananas, there's a monkey on the lam.

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John Mearsheimer
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John Mearsheimer believes that concern for Israel controls U.S. foreign policy; Stephen thought it was Dick Cheney.
10/02/2007
04:07

The Word - Troops Out Now
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In an alternate universe, Stephen smokes a peace pipe and tells us The Word.
10/02/2007
04:12

The Real Showdown
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Stephen puts his career on the line and issues a challenge to author Paul Krugman.
10/02/2007
04:49

Nailed 'Em - Cyberrorists
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Rest easy, America. The Kent County Police nailed another cyber terrorist.
10/02/2007
00:30

Intro - 10/2/07
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Stephen questions whether tonight's show is happening in a giant's finger, cracks down on cybercrime and finds reality offensive.
10/02/2007
05:58

Gay Roundup - Dan Savage
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Dan Savage gives his expert opinion on hate crime legislation.
10/03/2007
02:00

Alpha Dog of the Week - President Bush
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President Bush leaps from the back of the pack to the lead husky, leaving the rest of the world staring at his swinging sack.
10/03/2007
02:52

Krugman Correction
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Stephen finds out that Paul Krugman has in fact changed the release date of his book.
10/03/2007
00:31

Intro - 10/3/07
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Stephen counts down the days till his book comes out, and discusses gay issues while thinking about straight issues.
10/03/2007
06:15

Jim Lovell
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Stephen asks Jim Lovell if there's anything cooler than going to the moon.
10/03/2007
01:39

Monkey on the Lam - Missouri
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A monkey escaped from the University of Missouri in 1943 and remains at large to this day.
10/03/2007
05:58

ThreatDown - Science and Technology Edition
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Stephen decries remote controls, hybrid cars, careless scientists, white chocolate and robotic vacuums.
10/04/2007
03:40

The Word - Catastrophe
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North Korea's agreement to peacefully disarm its nuclear program is a catastrophe, since the United States doesn't negotiate with terrorists. (Just joking, Saudi Arabia.)
10/04/2007
00:41

An "I Am America (And So Can You!)" Success Story
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Stephen hears a testimonial from a reader of his book, "I Am America (And So Can You!)."
10/04/2007
04:59

John Kao
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John Kao says countries like Finland are starting to innovate better than the United States. Stephen wants to know if it's time to invade Finland.
10/04/2007
04:16

Fred Thompson's Lackluster Candidacy
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At a recent campaign stop, Fred Thompson asked attendees for a round of applause after failing to get one. Stephen offers some advice on how to get applause without asking.
10/04/2007
00:33

Intro - 10/4/07
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Tonight: Why Bush is Truman, the dangers of hybrid cars, and guest John Kao's claim that America has lost its lead in innovation -- clearly he hasn't tried Oreo pizza.
10/04/2007
00:34

Intro - 10/8/07
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Rush Limbaugh is criticized for his comments about soldiers, President Bush vetoes health care legislation, and Stephen won't rest until all the state capitals are recognized.
10/08/2007
04:29

The Word - Medium Matters
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The Constitution gives the media the right to say anything, but not everyone has the right to listen.
10/08/2007
03:14

Doggie Co-Author
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The Pope is not the only one who wrote a book with a pet -- Stephen worked with a puppy named Riley.
10/08/2007
01:14

Sign Off - I Am America (And So Can You!) Day
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Stephen counts us down to the release of his new book.
10/08/2007
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