The Colbert Report

The Word - Killing Two Birds

Season 2 E 149 • 11/29/2006

Stephen floats the idea of homeless landscapers.

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06:01

Harry Shearer
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Stephen nails Harry Shearer for his lack of political correctness in naming his new book "Not Enough Indians."
11/28/2006
04:49

The Word - Ecu-Menace
The Colbert ReportS2 E148

Stephen's strong belief in the wrongness of other religions has the bullet points heading for the hills.
11/28/2006
00:09

Sign Off - Exceptional Audience
The Colbert ReportS2 E148

Stephen refuses to play to his average audience member, as they are, in fact, all exceptional.
11/28/2006
06:08

Alabama Miracle - Helen Keller Museum
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Tad the building manager travels to Colbert County to found The Stephen Colbert Museum & Gift Shop.
11/28/2006
02:15

Who's Honoring Me Now? - GQ
The Colbert ReportS2 E148

Stephen is named one of GQ's Men of the Year, and it may have netted him a new black friend.
11/28/2006
00:32

Intro - 11/28/06
The Colbert ReportS2 E148

Stephen prepares to ignore everything about guest Harry Shearer but "This is Spinal Tap."
11/28/2006
04:28

Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Jeopardy
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Stephen lashes out against both "Jeopardy" and The Decemberists for riding his coattails.
11/29/2006
00:39

Intro - 11/29/06
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A crackdown on illegal immigrants has Lou Dobbs smiling down from heaven.
11/29/2006
06:30

Nora Ephron
The Colbert ReportS2 E149

Stephen asks director Nora Ephron why so much of his performance in "Bewitched" hit the cutting room floor.
11/29/2006
05:42

Alabama Miracle - The Stephen Colbert Museum & Gift Shop: Grand Opening
The Colbert ReportS2 E149

Tad the building manager opens The Stephen Colbert Museum & Gift Shop with a parade, a cheer and a Helen Keller reenactment.
11/29/2006
02:36

The Word - Killing Two Birds
The Colbert ReportS2 E149

Stephen looks to kill two birds with one stone by incarcerating illegal immigrants then hiring them out of prison.
11/29/2006
04:02

P.K. Winsome - If P.K. Winsome Did It
The Colbert ReportS2 E150

P.K. Winsome joins Stephen live via satellite to give his opinion on how O.J. did it and to tease how he would have done it.
11/30/2006
00:32

Intro - 11/30/06
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Stephen gets ready to discuss the sensitive topic of race relations with a black guy.
11/30/2006
00:09

Sign Off - Wall Notch
The Colbert ReportS2 E150

Stephen has a helpful reminder for his viewers in prison.
11/30/2006
04:13

Alabama Miracle - The Morning After
The Colbert ReportS2 E150

All good things come to an end as The Stephen Colbert Museum & Gift Shop is forced out by Joe Scarborough.
11/30/2006
06:22

Mike Lupica
The Colbert ReportS2 E150

Would Mark McGwire's head even fit on a Hall of Fame plaque?
11/30/2006
02:44

Vilsack Attack
The Colbert ReportS2 E150

Stephen takes a shot at the only official presidential candidate so far, Iowa governor Tom Vilsack.
11/30/2006
01:22

Colbert Nation Merchandise
The Colbert ReportS2 E150

With Christmas fast approaching, Stephen unveils his line of Colbert Report merchandise.
11/30/2006
00:35

Sign Off - Extra Special Comment - Tie Stain
The Colbert ReportS2 E151

If Stephen's cleaner thinks Stephen is going to pay for this neckwear war crime, he's in for a rude awakening.
12/04/2006
06:35

Will Wright
The Colbert ReportS2 E151

Stephen tells video game designer Will Wright that his viewers are his Sims.
12/04/2006
03:37

The Word - American Orthodox
The Colbert ReportS2 E151

Since Jesus never said anything about reproductive rights and gay marriage, it's easy to know what he thought -- whatever the Christian Coalition says he thought.
12/04/2006
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