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CNN Warns Against Texting While Driving

Season 14 • 10/01/2009

CNN warns that texting while driving is dangerous, unless you're checking out their website.

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Ron Paul
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Ron Paul's biggest concern is personal liberty, which only small government can provide.
09/29/2009
04:22

Cash Cow - High-Frequency Trading
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Samantha Bee wants to tell her small investor friends about high-frequency trading before regulators outlaw it.
09/30/2009
00:11

Moment of Zen - Young Invincible Insurance
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The "young invincible" plan will cover preventative care and bus accidents.
09/30/2009
02:53

Democratic Super Majority - The Art of Warr
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In order to explain the Democrats' failure to pass a health care bill, Wyatt Cenac quotes from their playbook, "The Art of Warr."
09/30/2009
06:54

Democratic Super Majority
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The Democratic supermajority fails to pass health care reform, but succeeds in funding abstinence-only education.
09/30/2009
05:56

Jon Krakauer
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Jon Krakauer explains how the Bush administration exploited Pat Tillman's death for political gain.
09/30/2009
00:14

Moment of Zen - From Bow to Wow
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An excited dog surprises the hosts of NBC's "Today" during a pet makeover segment.
10/01/2009
05:55

Joy Behar
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Joy Behar humanizes Ann Coulter, denies being a Marxist, and invites the controversial Jon Stewart onto her show.
10/01/2009
05:25

Tea Partiers Advise G20 Protesters
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Tea partiers give some advice to G20 Summit protesters: stay on message and get promoted by a major news outlet.
10/01/2009
05:52

Copen Hatin'
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President Obama makes a case for the Olympics in Copenhagen, leading Republicans and the media to ask if he's ignoring more important issues.
10/01/2009
02:20

CNN Warns Against Texting While Driving
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CNN reminds viewers that texting while driving is dangerous and announces their new iPhone application for real-time traffic reports.
10/01/2009
03:57

Carbon Copout
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The Democrats' cap-and trade bill gives giant polluters a free pass, but even that's too strict for the Republicans.
10/05/2009
09:12

Chicago Nope
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Rio de Janeiro claims the 2016 Olympics thanks to its compelling presentation and new Double Dome Stadium.
10/05/2009
06:21

Sarah Vowell
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Sarah Vowell thinks there would be fewer car bombs if religious fanatics acted more like Puritan theologian Roger Williams.
10/05/2009
00:18

Moment of Zen - Chicago Is Too Dangerous for the Olympics
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Fox News anchors question whether the 2016 Olympics should take place in lawless Chicago.
10/05/2009
00:47

Intro - Jon Mans Up
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Jon could have called in sick, but he had to man up for Navy Secretary Ray Mabus.
10/06/2009
02:05

Pregnant Gourmet Bride Magazine
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Jon starts a new magazine aimed at modern, elegant brides who enjoy high-end cuisine and procreation.
10/06/2009
08:06

Ray Mabus
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Secretary of the Navy Ray Mabus praises the well-trained and incredibly patriotic men and women in uniform.
10/06/2009
04:47

Playing the Race Card
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Larry Wilmore performs magic tricks to show white people how to play the race card.
10/06/2009
04:10

The Gay After Tomorrow
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Barack Obama may have too much on his plate, but it's time to chow down and revoke the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy.
10/06/2009
00:16

Moment of Zen - Katie Couric Interviews Glenn Beck
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Glenn Beck refuses to give Katie Couric a sound bite during an interview.
10/06/2009
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