The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Retirement Planning

Season 6 • 07/19/2001

There are no short cuts when it comes to investing.

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00:27

Recap - 7/18/01
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Jon recaps tonight's top stories: Russia and China's friendship, domestic oil drilling and Lincoln's mercury poisoning.
07/18/2001
02:30

Other News - President's Little Helper
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Two medical historians discover that Abraham Lincoln suffered from chronic mercury poisoning, leading to frequent mood swings and violent outbursts.
07/18/2001
02:58

ANWR Drilling
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Steve Carell explores Dick Cheney's fully loaded, state-of-the-art crib.
07/18/2001
05:03

Edward Norton
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Edward Norton discusses his film "The Score" and working with some of the biggest names in Hollywood.
07/18/2001
04:07

Boom Town
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The home of the world's largest ibuprofen factory is the ideal place for the military to test bombs.
07/19/2001
05:03

Hank Azaria
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Hank Azaria actually did kiss Catherine Zeta Jones and does many voices on the Simpsons.
07/19/2001
00:13

Moment of Zen - Blown Up Houses
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What the town of Kingsville, Texas has to look forward to.
07/19/2001
02:22

Cent Packing
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Old ladies pinch them, adults throw them away and kids eat them, but the penny could be going away.
07/19/2001
01:38

Jurassic Park 5
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Jon dreams up the plots for Jurassic Park parts 4 and 5.
07/19/2001
02:18

Missing Bureautrash
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The FBI admits to losing weapons and laptops and revises the "Most Wanted" list to include "Our Stuff Back."
07/19/2001
03:30

Retirement Planning
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Steve Carell learns there are no short cuts when it comes to investing.
07/19/2001
00:12

Moment of Zen - Crowd Control
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Police take care of a rowdy protestor.
07/23/2001
03:26

G8 Summit
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The next G-8 Summit should be held someplace where protestors won't be a distraction, like Monaco, Brunei or a bank vault.
07/23/2001
01:33

Disney Fox Family
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Disney agrees to buy Fox Family, otherwise known as "The Olsen Twins Network" for $3.2 billion in cash.
07/23/2001
01:18

Airbags
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Some wild New York driver confuses the show's entrance for a Wendy's late night pick up window.
07/23/2001
03:31

Club Med Genoa
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The streets of Genoa run thick with blood, rocks, sticks, tear gas and patchouli oil during the G-8 Economic Summit.
07/23/2001
00:41

Euro Pass
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Jon recaps today's top stories and previews Matt Walsh's piece on a 100 year old woman who lost her oars.
07/23/2001
04:19

Consumer Retort
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President Bush's comprehensive plan to conserve oil consists of locating more oil, drilling more oil and consuming more oil.
07/23/2001
02:17

Summer
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Lewis Black goes to Harry Potter Camp, Ammachi the Hugging Guru, and the Maccabiah Games.
07/24/2001
01:32

N Sync's New Album
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Jon can't think straight because of 'N Sync's album release.
07/24/2001
00:16

Moment of Zen - Crocodile
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A crocodile in a pool attacks the camera.
07/24/2001
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