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Sign Off - Hello Kitty Wine & Cigarettes

Season 6 • 04/07/2010

Stephen signs off with his Hello Kitty wine and pig's blood cigarettes.

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05:20

Dean Kamen
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Dean Kamen demonstrates how his prosthetic arm invention helps soldiers feed themselves.
04/05/2010
00:33

Intro - 4/5/10
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The Pentagon considers repealing "don't ask, don't tell," and Dean Kamen talks about his new advanced prosthetic arm invention.
04/05/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
04/06/2010
10:46

Science Catfight - Joe Bastardi vs. Brenda Ekwurzel
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Al Sharpton says education should be about teaching students, not protecting principals, teachers and administrators.
04/06/2010
05:15

Al Sharpton
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Al Sharpton says education should be about teaching the students, not protecting the principals, teachers and administrators.
04/06/2010
03:29

Scrabble Allows Proper Names
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Scrabble's new rules will open up the game to a new generation of quasi-literate Us Weekly readers.
04/06/2010
02:54

Tip/Wag - Hello Kitty Wine & Pig's Blood Filters
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Sanrio introduces Hello Kitty wine, and Rabbi Jeff Goldblum blesses a cigarette with a pig's blood filter.
04/07/2010
05:23

Nailed 'Em - Fentimans Victorian Lemonade
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In Maine, selling Fentimans Victorian Lemonade to minors becomes a crime because it contains less than 0.5% alcohol.
04/07/2010
01:22

Tiki Barber Cheats on His Wife
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According to the New York Post, Tiki Barber and his wife have separated due to irreconcilable he's-banging- a-23-year-old.
04/07/2010
05:56

David Simon
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David Simon describes his new HBO show, "Treme," as "Glee," but with a few more black people.
04/07/2010
00:10

Sign Off - Hello Kitty Wine & Cigarettes
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Stephen drinks Hello Kitty wine and smokes a cigarette with a pig's blood filter.
04/07/2010
00:37

Intro - 4/8/10
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The Republicans consider firing Michael Steele, and Neil deGrasse Tyson discusses the new Earth program.
04/08/2010
03:09

Tiger's Nike Commercial
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Nike had to go through tons of voiceovers to find the right father figure for Tiger Woods.
04/08/2010
07:07

Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Neil deGrasse Tyson says the manned space program is the force that inspires people to become scientists in the first place.
04/08/2010
04:13

The Final Final Frontier
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With the end of manned spaceflight, America has to ride on the hump in the back seat while the Russians take the wheel to space.
04/08/2010
00:13

Sign Off - No Man Is a Failure
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No man is a failure who has friends, unless his friends are also failures.
04/08/2010
04:53

The Word - Affirmative Inaction
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By giving the real power to a shadow RNC, the Republicans get to tiptoe around the firing of their first African-American chairman.
04/08/2010
03:27

Unpaid Internship Crackdown
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Stephen's interns are learning stone masonry, from which he will not derive any immediate advantage for decades.
04/12/2010
07:04

Julian Assange
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Julian Assange entitled the Apache helicopter video "Collateral Murder" in order to get maximum political impact.
04/12/2010
06:19

Justice Stevens Replacement - Jeffrey Toobin
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Jeffrey Toobin talks about the legacy of Justice Stevens and his possible Supreme Court replacement.
04/12/2010
00:03

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report, everybody.
04/12/2010
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