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Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi Army

Season 11 • 05/02/2006

I don't know but I've been told, Eskimo vagina is forbidden by Allah.

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04:31

Klassic Kolbert - Connecticut School of Broadcasting
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Stephen Colbert learns a thing or two about what it means to be a television anchor at the prestigious Connecticut School of Broadcasting.
05/01/2006
02:49

Headlines - Labor Pains
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Thousands of illegal aliens demonstrate their fierce desire to work in this country by taking the afternoon off.
05/01/2006
00:18

Moment of Zen - Our Anthem
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A singer records "Nuestro Himno," the Spanish-language version of the national anthem.
05/01/2006
00:38

Daily/Colbert - Nice Weekend
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Jon congratulates Stephen Colbert on his amazing weekend at the White House Correspondents' Association Dinner.
05/01/2006
02:23

Madeleine Albright Pt. 2
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Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright has lost weight now that she's no longer eating for her country.
05/02/2006
00:28

Preview - Week of 5/6/06
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Next week, Dan Bakkedahl talks to doctors about generic drugs.
05/02/2006
04:19

Course Correction
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Long Island residents have tried everything they can to get on the Deepdale golf course, including upgrading to younger trophy wives and pretending not to be Jewish.
05/02/2006
00:32

Moment of Zen - South Korean Bee Keeper
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A South Korean bee keeper protests Japanese foreign policy by covering himself in bees.
05/02/2006
02:01

Intro - Anna Nicole Smith
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Jon is surprised to hear that Anna Nicole "TrimSpa baby" Smith appeared before the Supreme Court.
05/02/2006
05:01

Madeleine Albright Pt. 1
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Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright talks about religion, President Bush's certainty and not being a "potted plant" when asked her opinion on Iraq.
05/02/2006
05:36

Mess O'Potamia - Iraqi Army
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Former Secretary of State Colin Powell discusses his advice to President Bush, the Iraqi Army graduates its first Sunni class and a new Baghdad water park is announced.
05/02/2006
06:13

Clark Kent Ervin
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Clark Kent Ervin wrote his new book to make sure that the American people know how vulnerable they are to terrorist attacks.
05/03/2006
06:10

Headlines - Hundredaire
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Oil rebate offers are quickly withdrawn after citizens and business owners call their congressman to tell them how retarded the rebates are.
05/03/2006
00:57

Daily/Colbert - Briefing
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
05/03/2006
02:44

Headlines - Spoonful of Heroin
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Mexico legalizes the possession of drugs that are illegal in the United States.
05/03/2006
00:12

Moment of Zen - Water Bubble
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Stunt artist David Blaine floats in a sphere of water.
05/03/2006
03:48

Sphere and Loathing
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Jason Jones is setting the record for the first man to mock David Blaine continuously for 168 straight hours.
05/03/2006
05:14

Dr. Spin, Medicine Woman
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Thanks to Cristin Duren, pharmaceutical rep and Miss Florida 2006, Dan's now on Lipitor, Zyrtec, Nexium, Celebrex and Wellbutrin; also, he's had an erection for over 96 hours.
05/04/2006
00:57

The Moment of Zen - Bird Flu
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Fox News warns viewers about the threat of bird flu and the government's worst-case scenario.
05/04/2006
05:31

John Malkovich
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John Malkovich didn't take any carrots or money, he only asked that his French carrot farmer neighbors keep away from his well.
05/04/2006
01:20

National Anthem
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President Bush and Mrs. Bush seem to disagree on the appropriate language for the national anthem. El awkwardo....
05/04/2006
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