The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Vincent D'Onofrio

Season 5 • 08/24/2000

Vincent D'Onofrio does strange films even though he's not a strange man.

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00:38

Recap - 8/23/00
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Jon Stewart recaps today's top stories and previews tomorrow's show.
08/23/2000
03:00

Headlines - Poll Vault
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For the first time since the election race began, Al Gore seizes the lead in the polls.
08/23/2000
02:40

Japanese Happy Robot Fun Time - Harp Seal
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Japan's robust robotic pet market introduces the new robot harp seal.
08/23/2000
01:39

Futurrhea - Robomow
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Robomow is programmed to adapt to your lawn's perimeter, avoid trees and automatically switch on just as your neighbors sit down for a quiet outdoor supper.
08/24/2000
03:41

Survivor Celebrities
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Steve Carell believes it's not only appropriate, but crucial for the media to turn reality show contestants into celebrities.
08/24/2000
00:51

Recap - 8/24/00
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Jon wraps up the day's news stories including the season finale of "Survivor," a Santa convention in Copenhagen and a new invention called Robomow.
08/24/2000
06:21

Headlines - Nouveau Rich
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Millions of Americans throw thousands of drunken parties to celebrate the death of friendship, trust and scruples.
08/24/2000
00:09

Moment of Zen - Japanese Santa
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A Japanese man dressed as Santa Claus wishes everyone a Merry Christmas.
08/24/2000
01:29

Other News - Living Kringle
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Copenhagen hosts an international Santa convention, the likes of which a world of now-heartbroken children have never seen.
08/24/2000
00:23

Item of the Week - US Magazine
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Laura Bush tells US Magazine that her husband is smarter than he appears.
08/24/2000
04:38

Vincent D'Onofrio
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Vincent D'Onofrio tells Jon what he did with the throne he got from one of his movies.
08/24/2000
00:09

Moment of Zen - Bush is Polite
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President Bush has no problem calling New York Times journalists like he sees them.
09/05/2000
04:59

Donal Logue
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Instead of listening, Jon's thinking of getting work as a game show host when he gets fired.
09/05/2000
02:04

Debates
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Bush wants his podium to be "Homebase", while Gore wants to debate "Mexican Style."
09/05/2000
04:33

Warped Factor 9
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Steve Carell addresses the great strides Klingons have made in assimilation.
09/05/2000
01:45

This Just In - Casino Evil
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The millionaire mogul noted that Native American gambling establishments are among the most cost-effective because they use every party of the casino.
09/05/2000
04:15

Comment
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George W. Bush regrets that his comment about a New York Times reporter made it to the public air waves.
09/05/2000
04:07

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Convention
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Jon confirms a couple of things: cookies and ass go together and Governor Bush was not sexually aroused by his presidential nomination.
09/06/2000
03:43

Zodiac Buzz Killer
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Stacey Grenrock-Woods explains that due to thousands of years of space recklessly expanding, astrology may be gravely flawed.
09/06/2000
04:01

Headlines - Kofi's Choice
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World leaders hold a summit at the United Nations, Steve Carell gives a traffic update on the Manhattan area and "Big Brother" offers a bribe to any contestant on the show.
09/06/2000
04:01

Greg Kinnear
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Greg Kinnear talks about going to the set of "General Hospital" and taking up the dangerous hobby of flying.
09/06/2000
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