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Moment of Zen - John Kerry Cannot Win This Election

Season 9 • 11/03/2004

John Kerry makes his concession speech.

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01:05

Indecision 2004 - Electoral Count Pt.3
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New York's electoral votes go to John Kerry; Louisiana's electoral votes go to George W. Bush.
11/02/2004
00:52

Indecision 2004 - Bush Campaign Headquarters Pt. 2
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The press isn't reporting on all that's going right at the Bush campaign headquarters party tonight: plenty of napkins, working toilets and ice.
11/02/2004
01:43

Kerry Concedes
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John Kerry concedes; Rob Corddry believes that the Democrats have a "real sense of pride" in their clear loss.
11/03/2004
01:33

Headlines - Kerry Concession Speech
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John Kerry gives his concession speech and Jon Stewart realizes why Kerry lost the race.
11/03/2004
03:57

Chuck Schumer Pt. 1
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Jon Stewart talks to Senator Chuck Schumer talks about the outcome of the 2004 election and why the Republicans won.
11/03/2004
01:19

Intro - Last Night's Live Election Program
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After last night's live election coverage, Jon blacked out and woke up bruised and naked outside the studio.
11/03/2004
01:36

Bush Wins
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Ed Helms goes over the President's agenda for 2004: more war and mandatory prayer in schools.
11/03/2004
03:06

Chuck Schumer Pt. 2
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Jon Stewart and Senator Chuck Schumer continues to discuss the Republican victory in the 2004 election.
11/03/2004
03:05

Political Analysis
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Stephen Colbert asserts that fear of terrorism and gay marriage led to Bush's victory in the 2004 election.
11/03/2004
02:46

Indecision 2004 - Ohio
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President George W. Bush wins the 2004 election with Ohio emerging as the pivotal state.
11/03/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - John Kerry Cannot Win This Election
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John Kerry makes his concession speech, blaming it on the lack of votes in Ohio.
11/03/2004
02:26

Headlines - Election Reaction
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After George W. Bush's re-election, reaction comes in from the rest of the world . . . not that 51% of Americans really care about that.
11/04/2004
02:55

Back in Black - Election Results
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Lewis Black concludes that the ballot initiative results confirm that Americans can dream whatever they want, so long as that dream doesn't make Midwesterners feel icky.
11/04/2004
00:17

Moment of Zen - Arafat is Alive
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A spokesman for the French hospital where Yasser Arafat is staying confirms that he is not dead.
11/04/2004
03:41

Press Conference
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In his first press conference in who knows how long, President Bush's opening remarks reiterate his post-election plea for unity.
11/04/2004
04:26

Salem's Plot
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Rob Corddry reports on the effort to remake Salem's image and the people who fear it will kill the money-making magic.
11/04/2004
06:43

Bill Kristol
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Bill Kristol believes the people who read The Weekly Standard and watch Fox News have the right information.
11/04/2004
03:16

Back in Black - Modern-Day Mr. Smiths
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The Christian right's newly-elected representatives in the Senate have Lewis Black praying to Jesus.
11/09/2004
03:06

Mess O'Potamia - Attack on Fallujah
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Ed Helms previews the upcoming Iraqi election, to be held three weeks after the current government repeals martial law.
11/09/2004
05:53

Richard Branson
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Richard Branson talks about his TV show "The Rebel Billionaire" and sending the contestants into space on Virgin Galactic.
11/09/2004
03:48

Mess O'Potamia - Fallujah
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The United States sends a surge of troops into Fallujah and initiates the bloodiest battle of the war to date.
11/09/2004
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