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Moment of Zen - Andy Rooney Pockets Dinner Rolls

Season 13 • 12/01/2008

Andy Rooney pockets dinner rolls for breakfast the next day.

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04:09

Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - Dude, Where's My Car Industry?
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Auto industry CEOs fly their private jets to ask Congress for $25 billion.
11/20/2008
00:29

Intro - Belzer Investigates Murder
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Richard Belzer isn't a guest -- he's here to investigate murder.
11/20/2008
05:41

The Buccaneer Stops Here
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John Oliver is forced to use infantile pirate humor to report on the increased sea attacks.
11/20/2008
02:48

Mess O'Potamia - Iraq Surrenders
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Some people can't take "you've got three years to get out" for an answer.
11/20/2008
03:23

MSNBC Replaces Fox News
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Since Fox News won't be the mouthpiece of this new administration, MSNBC steps up to fill the gap.
12/01/2008
03:04

Mumbai Tragedy
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John Oliver explains that when you're a bankrupt ideology pursuing a bankrupt strategy, the only move you've got is the dick one.
12/01/2008
00:20

Intro - Thanksgiving Football and Genocide
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Hopefully, this Thanksgiving, you watched some football and reflected on the genocide of the Native American people.
12/01/2008
02:35

Black Friday Deaths
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This year's Black Friday showed a three percent increase in retail sales and a death toll of three.
12/01/2008
04:35

Jon Stewart Touches Kids - Plaxico Burress
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Plaxico Burress shoots himself in one of the two legs he needs to be the star wide receiver for the New York Giants.
12/01/2008
05:45

Anne Hathaway
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Anne Hathaway's New Year's resolution is to become a train wreck.
12/01/2008
00:13

Moment of Zen - Andy Rooney Pockets Dinner Rolls
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When Andy Rooney goes to a good restaurant he pockets a dinner roll for breakfast the next day.
12/01/2008
04:00

Indecision 2008 - Chambliss vs. Martin
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It'll be hard for Saxby Chambliss to lose unless he does something regrettable, like if he publicly forgets his granddaughter has hit puberty.
12/02/2008
03:25

Obama/Clinton Sarcasm
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Rob Riggle proves that Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton had nothing but praise for each other during the primaries.
12/02/2008
00:29

Intro - Election in Verse
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Jon comes up with his own rhyme about the presidential election.
12/02/2008
06:29

Calvin Trillin
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Calvin Trillin shares some of the poems from his epic "Deciding the Next Decider."
12/02/2008
05:43

Team America
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Before the Obama-Clinton team gets to fixing the world, they have to address his criticism of her foreign policy experience in the primaries.
12/02/2008
00:15

Moment of Zen - Troops Make Room for Bush
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Returning troops reluctantly make room for President Bush to stand between them.
12/02/2008
06:49

End Times Countdown - Bush Exit Interviews
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Charlie Gibson asks George W. Bush about his presidential "uh-oh moments."
12/03/2008
01:42

Planned Parenthood Gift Cards
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Jon already has his Christmas shopping done thanks to Planned Parenthood gift certificates.
12/03/2008
06:45

Arianna Huffington
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Arianna Huffington describes blogging as a first draft of history.
12/03/2008
00:12

Moment of Zen - Bush's Campaign for Change
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The only time George W. Bush didn't campaign for change was when he was running for re-election.
12/03/2008
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