The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Vacsa Strap

Season 8 • 08/08/2012

Stephen opts for a facelift.

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00:09

Sign Off - "Pete Seeger: In His Own Words"
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Stephen showcases Pete Seeger's book, "Pete Seeger: In His Own Words."
08/06/2012
04:21

Steve King's Dogfighting Defense
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Iowa Congressman Steve King is not afraid to fight the Humane Society's "We Don't Enjoy Animals Being Tortured for Our Amusement" branch.
08/07/2012
05:31

Mark Shriver
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The VP of Save the Children's U.S. Programs, Mark Shriver, talks about his father's civic contributions, the War on Poverty, and the importance of investing in kids.
08/07/2012
05:45

Mitt Romney's Protective Press Pool & Running Mate Clues
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Mitt Romney allows unprecedented, wall-to-wall coverage of the real Mitt, but his historic VP decision hinges on Wikipedia.
08/07/2012
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
08/07/2012
05:02

Sport Report - Stephen Colbefrajilympic Expealacoverage! - Soft Anti-Americanism
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If 400-meter gold medalist Sanya Richards-Ross really loved America and American exceptionalism, she would have carried the flag during every race.
08/07/2012
05:30

Liza Mundy
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Journalist Liza Mundy shares her book, "The Richer Sex: How the New Majority of Female Breadwinners is Transforming Sex, Love and Family."
08/08/2012
07:31

Cheating Death - Sensor-Enabled Pills & Facelift Bungee Cords
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A digital pill alerts family members when it reaches grandma's digestive tract, and Facelift Bungee is the only beauty aid that can secure luggage to the car roof.
08/08/2012
03:43

Obamacare & Pizza Costs
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Consumers should be willing to swallow a less than 1% increase in Papa John's prices since they are willing to swallow Papa John's pizza.
08/08/2012
00:34

Intro - 8/8/12
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Digital science alters health, controversy crops up at breakfast, and Liza Mundy discusses how women are becoming heads of households.
08/08/2012
00:06

Sign Off - Vacsa Strap
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Stephen says goodnight and applies Vacsa Strap.
08/08/2012
03:17

Who's Honoring Me Now? - Psychonomic Bulletin & Review
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Scientists from Canada and New Zealand research "truthiness," a little world-changing concept Stephen tossed off on his first show in 2005.
08/09/2012
08:10

Better Know a District - Minnesota's 5th - Keith Ellison
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Minnesota's Keith Ellison frightens Michele Bachmann and rejects a mock offer for Mitt Romney's VP slot.
08/09/2012
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
08/09/2012
05:52

Woody Harrelson
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Actor Woody Harrelson talks about his long-lost friend Frankie Hyman and the inspiration for their Off-Broadway show, "Bullet for Adolf"
08/09/2012
03:11

Anti-Muslim Attack on Hillary Clinton Aide
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Not Going to be President Newt Gingrich defends Representative Michele Bachmann's attempt to root out Muslim extremists from the government.
08/09/2012
04:16

StePhest Colbchella '012 - fun.
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The band fun. talks about undergarments, Super Bowl ads and their run-in with a Swedish death metal group.
08/13/2012
00:30

Sign Off - StePhest Colbchella '012 - T-Mobile Goodnight
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Stephen wraps up night one of StePhest Colbchella '012.
08/13/2012
05:36

StePhest Colbchella '012 - Welcome to Rocktaugustfest
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Pepsi and Stephen prepare for a week of terrific bands, and Jon Stewart addresses unfinished business with Stephen.
08/13/2012
05:51

Mitt Romney's Bold Running Mate Pick
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Congressman Paul Ryan becomes Mitt Romney's running mate, and young voters seem down with his dope House budget.
08/13/2012
02:08

Mitt Romney's & Paul Ryan's Foreign Policy Credentials
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GOP pinata Tim Pawlenty defends the foreign policy credentials of Mitt Romney, card-carrying member of the American Airlines Admirals Club.
08/14/2012
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