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Headlines - The Gleaning Cuba

Season 8 • 10/01/2003

Help me help you -- hurt them -- in Guantanamo.

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02:48

Fast, Cheap & Out of Control
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Between health-conscious consumers, dollar menus and hamburglaries, the fast food industry is taking a hit.
09/30/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Too Skinny
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Fast food lobbyist Todd Buckholz talks about how, historically, people have been too skinny.
09/30/2003
04:50

Too Little Too Latte
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Two triple skinny no-foam mocha lattes and an oat bran muffin scone cake could go from $18.75 to an outrageous $18.95.
09/30/2003
01:12

Intro - World's Oldest Man
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Jon used up all of his best "Scarborough Country" jokes during the audience warm up, so instead, here's some sad news.
09/30/2003
05:07

Vivica A. Fox
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Vivica A. Fox talks to Jon about working out in China for her new movie.
10/01/2003
00:13

Moment of Zen - Harry Potter
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First Lady Laura Bush announces that she felt like she was making magic potions with Harry Potter when she read the books in Texas.
10/01/2003
03:21

Back In Black - Do Not Call
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Lewis Black talks about the political problem Americans are willing to come together and do something about: telemarketing.
10/01/2003
00:54

Intro - Job Market
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The bad news is that Ford and Chrysler announce job cuts. The good news is that at this pace, the entire nation will be unemployed.
10/01/2003
03:17

CIA Leak?
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The revelation that Ambassador Joseph Wilson's wife is a CIA operative came as a shocking disclosure to everybody, particularly one Joseph Wilson.
10/01/2003
03:00

As You Leak It
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The Bush administration exposes a spy in our midst. Unfortunately, she works for us.
10/01/2003
02:19

Headlines - The Gleaning Cuba
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Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is home to some of America's biggest security threats, and those are just the people who work there.
10/01/2003
03:59

Bizarre Vagina Request
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Although they did not, The Daily Show wishes they came up with the saying "bizarre vagina request."
10/02/2003
04:04

Old Debate Revisited
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You don't try to put erroneous information in a speech for a joint session of congress. That would be insane.
10/02/2003
05:35

Rob Lowe
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Arnold Schwarzenegger first asked Rob Lowe for his support, and then had a bizarre request about his vagina.
10/02/2003
00:11

Moment of Zen - Champion for the Women
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Arnold Schwarzenegger wants to prove that he is a champion for the women.
10/02/2003
00:53

Human Shield in Iraq
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A preview of Ed Helms' piece about a human shield in Iraq.
10/02/2003
00:52

A Farewell to Arms
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Rest assured, if there are weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq, they will whip it.
10/02/2003
04:22

Creed Isn't Good
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A frivolous lawsuit against the band Creed is the biggest case for tort reform this 11 year old has ever seen.
10/02/2003
02:34

The Recall Process
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Don't let the fact that the president was almost killed by a pretzel and now, a scooter, worry you.
10/06/2003
02:32

...mmm Kay?
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U.S. Chief Weapons Inspector David Kay hasn't found any WMD in Iraq yet, but he did wash his hands after using the bathroom.
10/06/2003
04:16

Applause
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Gray Davis' campaign rally was less than exciting, but in all fairness his confetti cannon was in the shop.
10/06/2003
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