Crank Yankers

Special Ed Needs His Hair Cut

Season 3 E 7 • 08/31/2004

A barber refuses to cut Special Ed's "big boy hair."

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OCD Theater
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Robbie Stages a Protest
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01:44

Special Ed Needs His Hair Cut
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Special Ed calls a barbershop to ask about getting a very specific kind of haircut.
08/31/2004
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James Dixon Has a Little Problem
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Little person James Dixon reports his shocking encounter with a prejudiced golf course employee.
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Cammie Has Doubts About Santa
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After a mall Santa Claus has no reaction to her extreme hotness, Cammie calls to complain.
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Ludacris's Hos
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After discovering women hiding in his attic and his dryer, Ludacris panics and calls a security company to help remove them.
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Spoonie Makes Reservations for a Special Night
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Spoonie wants to recreate his wife's and his first night of passion, which took place in a Chinese restaurant's bathroom.
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Elmer Needs a Tuxedo
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A woman at a tuxedo rental company can't get Elmer to understand that he can't rent a tuxedo for his brother Charlie if he's going to bury him in it.
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Hadassah Complains About a Bad Bag
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A store clerk is put on the defensive when Hadassah accuses the store's lesbian handbags of poisoning her relationship with her fiance.
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Bobby's Looking for Love
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Jack Osbourne calls home to break the news to his mom Sharon that he's been arrested and Bobby Fletcher is his legal counsel.
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