The Colbert Report

Jesus #1!

Season 3 • 03/01/2007

Stephen re-pays those who prayed for him last week with a prayer of his own.

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00:29

Intro - 2/28/07
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Anthropologist Nina Jablonski stops by to talk about skin, and attend Stephen's $10,000 a plate dinner to find out if it's getting too expensive to run for President.
02/28/2007
01:22

Obama vs. Colbert
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"The Audacity of Hope" isn't quite as powerful as the Audacity of Stephen.
02/28/2007
02:09

David Geffen the Intern?
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David Geffen, how would you like to be an intern on The Colbert Report?
02/28/2007
04:54

Problems Without Solutions: Stay-At-Home Dads
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Don't pity these stay-at-home dads -- they volunteered to have their balls stolen from them.
02/28/2007
04:30

Profiles in Quitters - Tom Vilsack
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Stephen tries to get Tom Vilsack to sell his soul to an evil corporate overlord to get money to run for president.
02/28/2007
05:24

Better Know a District - Tennessee's 9th - Steve Cohen
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Stephen proposes to Congressman Steve Cohen that Tennessee public restrooms be co-ed and promises not to look.
03/01/2007
00:33

Intro - 3/1/07
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Tonight, tens of thousands pray for Stephen, exclusive coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith coverage and an interview with Larry King.
03/01/2007
06:21

Larry King
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Larry King calls Stephen Colbert an egomaniac like it's a bad thing.
03/01/2007
00:05

Sign Off - All the Time
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This is all the time Stephen Colbert has tonight.
03/01/2007
04:08

The Word - Bury the Lead
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Anderson Cooper, come down off your high war horse and report the stories we want to know about!
03/01/2007
03:22

Jesus #1!
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Every decision Stephen made last Thursday was infused with a strong moral dimension.
03/01/2007
05:58

Mara Vanderslice
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Mara Vanderslice and Stephen go head to head on which issues people of faith care about.
03/05/2007
00:40

Sign Off - You Get a Pint!
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Congratulations nation, your Americone dreams have come true!
03/05/2007
00:30

Intro - 3/5/07
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The Walter Reed Army Medical Center is in shambles, the stock market is plunging, and Mara Vanderslice tells Stephen how Democrats can reach out to Evangelicals.
03/05/2007
02:33

Stop the War in Congress
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Members of Congress can't just look out their window to see the conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center; they have to get in a car and drive four hours.
03/05/2007
04:29

Bears & Balls - Bees
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The fewer bees there are, the more they're worth, so Stephen recommends covering your face in canned frosting to attract them.
03/05/2007
06:00

Ben and Jerry - Introducing Americone Dream
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Stephen can't try his new Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavor, Americone Dream, because he loves Jesus.
03/05/2007
03:34

The Word - WWJD
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Dr. Gary Merrill refuses to provide treatment to people he doesn't approve of.
03/06/2007
04:29

ThreatDown - Cheney's Clot
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It's not enough that the mainstream media is against this president; now even the laws of physics are jumping on the anti-Bush bandwagon.
03/06/2007
00:32

Intro - 3/6/07
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Dick Cheney gets a blood clot, guest Mark Frauenfelder edits a magazine about homemade technology, and doctors: should they refuse to treat patients for religious reasons?
03/06/2007
06:16

Mark Frauenfelder
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Stephen and Mark Frauenfelder shoot marshmallow guns at each other.
03/06/2007
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