The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Goodnight

Season 7 • 03/30/2011

Stephen says goodnight.

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03:19

Stephen's Next Religion - Stephen Prothero
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Stephen Prothero helps Stephen find a new faith by describing Quakers, reincarnation and Shakers.
03/29/2011
00:10

Sign Off - Do Not Help Jimmy Fallon
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Don't give generously to help Jimmy Fallon raise $26,000 -- it's too important.
03/29/2011
02:26

Yahweh or No Way - Christianity Is Fattening
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Jesus is totally cut, but unfortunately the same cannot be said of his followers.
03/29/2011
05:04

Anthony Fauci
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Anthony Fauci explains to Stephen why AIDS is still a big problem, even with abstinence education.
03/29/2011
03:44

Jimmy Fallon Promises a Performance by Stephen
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If Jimmy Fallon raises $26,000 for DonorsChoose by Friday, Stephen will be forced to give the performance of a lifetime.
03/29/2011
03:40

James O'Keefe Asks for Donations
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James O'Keefe asks his supporters to donate to a confessed criminal, attempted boat molester and dildo monger.
03/30/2011
04:51

Tim Shriver
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Tim Shriver asks Stephen to lead a campaign to get people to stop using the r-word.
03/30/2011
03:23

Stephen Practices Rebecca Black's "Friday"
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Thanks to a small minority of people who care about children, Stephen has to sing Rebecca Black's "Friday" on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon."
03/30/2011
04:38

Colbert PAC - Trevor Potter
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Armed with Trevor Potter's legal advice and the Colbert Nation's support, Stephen decides to start his own PAC.
03/30/2011
03:30

Colbert PAC
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If Stephen wants to be a political playa in 2012, like Sarah Palin and Mike Huckabee, he needs a PAC.
03/30/2011
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
03/30/2011
01:38

Congressional Budget Menorah
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Stephen gets out his Congressional budget menorah to mark the eight days until the temporary budget agreement expires.
03/31/2011
06:09

Piers Gibbon
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Piers Gibbon was oddly offended when he learned that cannibals in New Guinea had never eaten a white man.
03/31/2011
03:28

Madison as Hell
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An activist judge stubbornly insists that Wisconsin's legal system must be obeyed, even if Republicans disagree with it.
03/31/2011
00:10

Sign Off - Congressional Budget Menorah Fire
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Stephen puts out his Congressional budget menorah with a fire extinguisher.
03/31/2011
00:35

Intro - 3/31/11
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There's a new front in the war against sexism, Wisconsin's anti-union law faces trouble, and Piers Gibbon doesn't complain about the green room snacks.
03/31/2011
03:56

The GlennPocalypse
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The Emergency Beckpack is filled with everything needed to survive in a post-Glenn world, including beef stroganoff.
04/04/2011
01:58

Government Shutdown Menorah
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Stephen extinguishes one more candle on his government shutdown menorah.
04/04/2011
05:41

Andrew Chaikin
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Andrew Chaikin explains why humans need to follow in the footsteps of their robotic emissaries and travel to Mars.
04/04/2011
00:08

Sign Off - Inescapables
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Stephen signs off with Inescapables.
04/04/2011
06:10

The Word - That New-Smell Smell
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Inescapables harnesses all of the senses to deliver a loud and clear message: you're smelling something.
04/04/2011
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