The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Revenge Is Sweet

Season 3 • 10/17/2007

Stephen pours himself a bear smoothie.

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05:20

Indecision 2008: Don't F%#k This Up America - Presidential Bid
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After 15 minutes of soul-searching, Stephen announces his bid to run for president.
10/16/2007
03:56

Jeff Greenfield
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CBS Senior Political Correspondent, Jeff Greenfield, answers how Stephen can appeal to South Carolina residents as both a Republican and Democratic presidential candidate.
10/16/2007
05:10

Bob Drogin
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Author Bob Drogin explains how poor information from a taxi driver named Curveball has led to the worst intelligence and foreign policy failure in America's history.
10/16/2007
00:33

Intro - 10/16/07
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In this episode, Stephen takes a look at the ever-changing campaign trail and interviews author Bob Drogin about his book on the war in Iraq.
10/16/2007
01:40

Planet in Peril
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CNN is so desperate to raise awareness of their upcoming "Planet in Peril" special that they've printed millions of posters to spread the word.
10/16/2007
05:40

Hail to the Cheese - Filing Papers
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Stephen fills out the proper documents to run for president in the South Carolina primary.
10/17/2007
04:41

The Big News
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When Stephen reads The New York Times, he starts with the business section -- at least there the lies are about money.
10/17/2007
00:30

Intro - 10/17/07
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Stephen sits down with chess grandmaster Garry Kasparov, and questions arise about the Colbert presidential campaign.
10/17/2007
04:20

Garry Kasparov
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Garry Kasparov, author of "How Life Imitates Chess," may be able to outsmart a computer, but can he outsmart a man who owns a computer?
10/17/2007
03:53

ThreatDown - Anniversary
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It's the anniversary of the ThreatDown and Stephen bought you rubber pants to celebrate.
10/17/2007
00:22

Sign Off - Revenge Is Sweet
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Stephen finally gets his revenge on the bears.
10/17/2007
02:38

Pumpkin Shortage
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If there's one thing about Stephen that you and the psychopathic killer who may be standing behind you know, it's that he's no alarmist.
10/18/2007
05:17

Craig Newmark
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Stephen thanks Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, for destroying the American newspaper.
10/18/2007
05:04

Hail to the Cheese - Campaign Coverage Finance
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In order to be a top tier presidential candidate, Stephen needs more than zero point zero million dollars in the bank.
10/18/2007
00:27

Intro - 10/18/07
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Stephen sits down with Craig Newmark, founder of Craigslist, and puts our environment under a microscope.
10/18/2007
01:23

Sign Off - Portrait Unveiled
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Stephen unveils his new portrait -- and this year, he's taking things in an entirely new direction.
10/18/2007
05:34

Global Scrunching - Anderson Cooper
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Stephen asks Anderson Cooper how people can help the environment without any inconvenience.
10/18/2007
03:34

The Word - Absinthetinence
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America's youth: stay away from absinthe. It can damage your liver and kidneys and make you paint strange things.
10/29/2007
04:55

Richard Berman
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Rick Berman and Stephen discuss why smoking, drinking, eating and skydiving shouldn't be regulated.
10/29/2007
00:43

The Last Infographic
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It is a sad day in the news world, as USA Today prints its very last infographic, a chart showing which American streets are named after which candy.
10/29/2007
03:42

Tip/Wag - Sleep Deprivation
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Stephen tips his hat to The New York Times after his book hit number one, but wags his finger at neuroscientists at U.C. Berkeley for saying that people need sleep.
10/29/2007
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