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Season 10 • 08/24/2005

To be fair, Pat Robertson used 'assassinate' as a verb only.

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04:35

Clubbed Med
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Pharmaceutical company Merck was sued for withholding information about the drug Vioxx's side effects -- like heart attacks.
08/22/2005
04:53

Rachel Weisz
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Rachel Weisz talks about living in the African bush while shooting "The Constant Gardener." Her next adventure: riding in a blimp over Brooklyn.
08/23/2005
00:15

Moment of Zen - Surfing Rat
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A rat hangs ten.
08/23/2005
04:02

Rest Assured - Tonik
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Tonik is the new extreme health plan geared toward 19-to-29-year-olds who demand better marketing and a health plan with attitude.
08/23/2005
06:23

This Week in God - Burger King Muslim
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Stephen Colbert looks at Buddhist statues made with lasers, different punishments for masturbation, and the first Burger King to serve up halal meat.
08/23/2005
04:18

Robertson Recommendation
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Pat Robertson feels that assassinating Hugo Chavez is a good idea. It's cheaper than starting a war and 58% of Americans are unhappy with the war we're already paying for.
08/23/2005
05:32

Unfriendly Fired
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Samantha Bee travels to Prospect Park, New Jersey, where the beleaguered mayor was forced to dismiss two city councilmen for poor attendance.
08/24/2005
07:45

Trent Lott
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Senator Trent Lott discusses his book "Herding Cats" about his life dealing with the good, the bad and the ugly in the Senate.
08/24/2005
00:14

Moment of Zen - Elvira
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Singing Senators Trent Lott, Larry Craig, John Ashcroft and Jim Jeffords perform their smash hit, "Elvira."
08/24/2005
01:38

Meaningful Stuff
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CNN President Jonathan Klein defends Bob Costas' decision not to air an hour-long special on the Natalee Holloway case.
08/24/2005
04:23

Headlines - Pat Sounds
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A furor erupts over Pat Robertson's suggestion that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez ought to be assassinated.
08/24/2005
09:17

Christopher Hitchens
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Christopher Hitchens discusses his new book, "Thomas Jefferson: Author of America," and the rationale for removing Saddam Hussein from power.
08/25/2005
01:40

You, Your Health and You - Flu Fighters
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Siberian workers incinerate hundreds of birds thought to be infected with the H5 strain of avian flu.
08/25/2005
00:18

Moment of Zen - Cruel, Cruel Summer
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A montage of George W. Bush relaxing on vacation set to the tune of Bananarama's "Cruel Summer"
08/25/2005
02:07

Mess O'Potamia - He Said, Sheehan Said
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Cindy Sheehan has become a powerful symbol for those opposed to the war and, therefore, must be destroyed.
08/25/2005
03:45

Mess O'Potamia - Talking Points
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George W. Bush hears your concerns, but only the ones that make you look like a pussy.
08/25/2005
01:06

MC Dubya
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A montage of clips of President Bush answering questions about Iraq set to a backbeat.
08/25/2005
01:22

Intro - Lance Armstrong
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Jon doesn't care to speculate about whether or not Lance Armstrong used performance-enhancing drugs.
08/25/2005
04:32

Timeline
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The Daily Show follows George W. Bush's difficult journey from vacation back to the White House in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
09/06/2005
05:58

Marc Siegel
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Marc Siegel discusses his new book, "False Alarm," and the epidemic of fear in post-9/11 America.
09/06/2005
05:14

Hurricane Katrina
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Ed Helms discusses the major efforts currently underway to rescue and rebuild the president's approval rating in the wake of Katrina.
09/06/2005
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