The Colbert Report

Intro - 12/14/09

Season 5 • 12/14/2009

Obama deserves the Nobel Prize about as much as the guy who invented dynamite.

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05:17

The Word - Grand Old Purity
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The GOP must put moderate Republicans in situations that reveal their true beliefs, like in the movie "Saw."
12/09/2009
02:15

Skate Expectations - Bobsled Team Tryouts
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Stephen wants to be part of the U.S. bobsledding team, which is comprised of one driver, one brakeman and two human airbags.
12/10/2009
00:02

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for the show, everybody.
12/10/2009
06:41

Lara Logan
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Lara Logan weighs in on Obama's complex plan in Afghanistan and explains why Osama bin Laden hasn't been captured.
12/10/2009
05:54

Skate Expectations - Bobsled Team Tryouts - Team Night Train
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The members of Team Night Train teach Stephen how to push and ride his way to glory.
12/10/2009
05:13

Obama's Nobel Prize Speech & Afghandyland
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President Obama accepts his Nobel Peace Prize at a pancake breakfast, and Stephen plays the home version of the Afghan war.
12/10/2009
04:32

Snoop Dogg
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Snoop Dogg works on his acting skills by reading a soap opera script with Stephen.
12/14/2009
03:55

Stephen Challenges Shani Davis - Katherine Reutter
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Katherine Reutter wants Stephen to autograph her thigh so she can skate faster.
12/14/2009
04:47

Stephen Challenges Shani Davis
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If Shani Davis beats Stephen in a speedskating race, he'll get an autographed copy of his Sports Illustrated cover.
12/14/2009
02:31

President Obama - The Colbert Interview
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Stephen sends a fitting replacement to interview President Obama's cardboard cutout about Corrugate-gate.
12/14/2009
00:32

Intro - 12/14/09
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Obama deserves the Nobel Prize as much as the guy who invented dynamite, and Snoop Dogg brings Stephen some frankincense.
12/14/2009
00:30

Intro - 12/15/09
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Stephen brings a can of whoop ass to the war on Christmas, and Grammy darling Alicia Keys performs.
12/15/2009
06:15

Prescott Financial - Gold, Women & Sheep
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John Slattery for Prescott Financial urges you to diversify your gold portfolio with women and sheep.
12/15/2009
03:29

Alicia Keys
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Stephen wants Alicia Keys to address the suburban crowd in her hit song, "Empire State of Mind."
12/15/2009
02:38

For He's a Jowly Good Fellow
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It takes true political courage for Joe Lieberman to oppose a Medicare buy-in option when he doesn't know what's in it.
12/15/2009
02:40

The Blitzkrieg on Grinchitude - Treesus & CHRIST-mas Tree
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Washington State offends Treesus, and the CHRIST-mas Tree puts the focus back on Jesus' agonizing crucifixion.
12/15/2009
00:51

Sign Off - Goodbye, 2009
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Stephen says goodbye to 2009 and hello to vacation.
12/16/2009
01:35

Accenture Drops Tiger Woods
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Accenture was heartbroken to find out Tiger Woods had been endorsing other companies on the side.
12/16/2009
06:02

Better Know a Stephen - Stephen King
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Stephen King believes scary, gross stories make people feel better about their own lives.
12/16/2009
07:01

Tom Brokaw
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Tom Brokaw calls the last 10 years the "Oh My God" decade where everything was out of sync with what it had been before.
12/16/2009
03:49

The Word - Spyvate Sector
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If Congress doesn't reauthorize the Patriot Act, America's corporations are ready to step in.
12/16/2009
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