The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

A Tale of Survival - S.J. Sharkie

Season 4 E 8 • 07/22/1999

Just when it seemed the shark couldn't dangle a minute longer, he dangled a minute longer.

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01:42

Employee of the Year
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Jon gives out The Daily Show's prestigious Employee of the Year award for 1999.
07/21/1999
02:51

Guests
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Jon kids around with Billy Crystal, gets awkward with Miss Piggy and makes out with Mike Myers.
07/21/1999
00:16

Moment of Zen - Dave Blog's Trip to the Dentist
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A dentist scrapes plaque off of Dave Blog's tooth.
07/21/1999
01:28

Al Up in That - Milk
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Al Greenwood just wants to avoid being screwed and tattooed by these big, burly bastards of the milk business.
07/22/1999
01:54

Headlines - Misspentagon
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Congress blasts Pentagon for misuse of funds. Military says, "OK, then you best teach your mama to speak Chinese."
07/22/1999
03:56

Joely Fisher
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Actress Joely Fisher will prepare for "Cabaret" by cutting her hair and then working down the body.
07/22/1999
01:24

This Just In - Friends in Greed
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The season premiere of "Friends" will be "the one with cast members wiping their asses with crisp one hundred dollar bills."
07/22/1999
01:04

Headlines - Lemmingway
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Fans marked Ernest Hemingway's centennial with celebration that started promisingly, grew to epic proportions and then, near the end, devolved into bloated self-parody.
07/22/1999
00:14

Moment of Zen - Buddha
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A man crosses his legs and becomes the Buddha.
07/22/1999
01:18

Other News - The Patch is Prologue
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The new birth control patch is designed to be worn on the arm, the buttocks or, for double protection, the vagina.
07/22/1999
02:27

A Tale of Survival - S.J. Sharkie
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In an incredible turn of events and against all odds, Sharkie was pulled to safety.
07/22/1999
01:23

This Just In - Cell Mate
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Neil Whitehouse was sentenced to twelve months in jail because he refused to turn off his cell phone during a flight.
07/26/1999
00:32

Recap - 7/26/99
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Concertgoers set fires and riot at Woodstock '99.
07/26/1999
01:44

Headlines - Sack Race
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Testicular cancer survivor, Lance Armstrong becomes second American to win the Tour de France.
07/26/1999
02:06

Headlines - Fez Off
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World leaders attend the funeral of Moroccan king, Hassan II and stay for the couscous.
07/26/1999
01:52

Other News - Watts Riot
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Berkeley's historic leftist radio station has sparked protest since its new owners locked out employees and changed the station's format.
07/26/1999
02:20

Public Excess - Twisting Man
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No one knows where he came from -- he just twists across the nation.
07/26/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - Setting Woodstock Fires
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People set fires at the Woodstock '99 festival in Rome New York.
07/26/1999
01:58

Headlines - The Price is Riot
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Woodstock '99 turned a former air force base in Rome, New York into a post-apocalyptic wasteland of marauding teens.
07/26/1999
04:24

Donny Osmond
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Donny Osmond has a social phobia -- a fear of being in public places.
07/26/1999
02:28

Woodstock '99 Fires
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Woodstock '99 was much more than just fires. There was also violence and looting.
07/26/1999
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