The Colbert Report

The Word - Honor Bound

Season 6 • 01/14/2010

A mortgage is a sacred obligation that the banks give you in exchange for your honor.

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05:51

Movies That Are Destroying America - Avatar Edition
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James Cameron's science-fiction epic sends our children a disturbing message: guys with ponytails have a chance of getting laid.
01/13/2010
05:16

Sport Report - Gilbert Arenas & Mark McGwire
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Washington Wizards star Gilbert Arenas pulls out a gun in the team locker room, and Mark McGwire publicly admits to using steroids.
01/13/2010
00:05

Sign Off - Mark McGwire Action Figure
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Stephen says goodnight with his Mark McGwire action figure.
01/13/2010
02:30

Game Change Gossip
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What really makes "Game Change" a page-turner is the authors don't bog it down with dead weight like sources or attribution.
01/13/2010
05:46

John Heilemann
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John Heilemann is confident his book about the 2008 presidential campaign, "Game Change," is as factually accurate as you can imagine.
01/13/2010
00:33

Intro - 1/14/10
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Americans walk away from their mortgages, and there's a copay to interview Kathleen Sebelius.
01/14/2010
05:30

Kathleen Sebelius
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Kathleen Sebelius discusses her role in the reconciliation of the health care bill between the House and Senate.
01/14/2010
03:02

Watercressgate
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Washington, DC is rocked with scandal as "Iron Chef America" lies about using vegetables from the White House garden.
01/14/2010
00:20

Sign Off - Text for Haiti Disaster Relief
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Donate $10 to the Red Cross by texting the word "Haiti" to 90999, or check out the list of organizations responding to the crisis.
01/14/2010
03:47

Haiti Disaster Relief Donations - Kathleen Sebelius
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Kathleen Sebelius shows everyone how to donate to the Red Cross by texting "Haiti" to 90999.
01/14/2010
06:58

The Word - Honor Bound
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Your honor was so precious to the banks that they bundled it with other people's honor and sold it to Wall Street honor speculators.
01/14/2010
02:28

Massachusetts Special Election
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The Massachusetts Senate race is the kind of national election Stephen loves -- the type that gets decided by one state.
01/18/2010
05:35

Emily Pilloton
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Emily Pilloton wants to create things that aren't just well designed, but have a positive social impact.
01/18/2010
00:28

Intro - 1/18/10
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Stephen wants to dig for coal, and Emily Pilloton helps the world's needy with industrial design.
01/18/2010
06:41

Coal Comfort - Margaret Palmer
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Margaret Palmer believes there's a better way to mine for coal than blowing the tops off mountains.
01/18/2010
00:16

Sign Off - Home Barbershop Quartet Game
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Stephen sings goodnight for all of you playing along with the home barbershop quartet game.
01/18/2010
03:46

Own a Piece of Histor-Me - Original Interview Table
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Jack up the price of Stephen's original interview table since all proceeds will go to Haiti Disaster Relief.
01/18/2010
00:32

Intro - 1/19/10
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Stephen needs a clean pint of urine before he can make an Olympic team, and Stephen Bosworth discusses North Korea.
01/19/2010
06:38

Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training - Tucker Fredricks
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Stephen will crush Shani Davis in a speedskating race, but first Tucker Fredricks needs to teach him how to skate.
01/19/2010
04:58

Skate Expectations - Speedskating Team Training
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Now that Stephen has saved speedskating by raising $300,000, he's sure to make the Olympic team.
01/19/2010
02:37

Onward Christian Soldiers
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Technically, "Jesus rifles" aren't a holy war -- they're more like an armor-piercing Sunday school.
01/19/2010
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