The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Second Opinion - Emergency Care

Season 3 • 04/26/1999

Emergency care is one thing you don't want to rush into.

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Other News - Tanken for Granite
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The New York Yankees unveil a new, bronze plaque honoring Joe DiMaggio in Monument Park
04/26/1999
03:58

Seth Green
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Seth Green discusses "The Jon Stewart Show," "Austin Powers 2" and "Idle Hands."
04/26/1999
00:58

Headlines - World's Best Dad
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Woody Allen weds and immediately impregnates his stepdaughter Soon-Yi Previn.
04/26/1999
00:12

Moment of Zen - McNuggeting
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Chicken carcasses spin around on a rack in a McNugget factory.
04/26/1999
04:01

The Ice Cream Man Cometh
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Vance DeGeneres profiles a Rochester, New York man who wants to protect his ice cream.
04/26/1999
00:40

Recap - 04/26/99
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Jon promises that all of your NATO, chicken and Woody Allen-related questions will be answered tomorrow.
04/26/1999
01:50

A Quick Word of Advice - Bechet
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Jon has a few words for Woody Allen's new daughter, Bechet Dumaine Allen.
04/26/1999
00:56

This Just In - Breast Defense
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The U.S. Navy sends 90 officers to help the Royal Australian Navy slaughter 1.5 million diseased chickens.
04/26/1999
00:26

Intro - Euphemisms
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Jon plans a health lesson for the young people in the audience.
04/26/1999
01:23

Headlines - Zero Summit Game
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NATO celebrates its 50th anniversary despite having made no progress toward a peaceful solution in Kosovo.
04/26/1999
03:14

Second Opinion - Emergency Care
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Paul Michael Mercurio explains the procedures you should follow to obtain emergency medical treatment.
04/26/1999
00:13

Moment of Zen - Fat Men in Speedos
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Three fat men stand on a windswept beach in next to nothing.
04/27/1999
03:10

Tunnel Vision
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Stupidity does not bar one from holding public office.
04/27/1999
01:25

Headlines - Schmear Campaign
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U.S. campaign consultants are bringing much-needed hate to Israeli politics.
04/27/1999
01:45

Other News - Science 2000 Fat Drug
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A new diet drug will be able to block the absorption of Funyuns and Big Macs with a few unpleasant side effects.
04/27/1999
00:57

This Just In - The Gland That Time Forgot
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Scientists unearth evidence of human/Neanderthal interbreeding.
04/27/1999
00:36

Intro - Pro Bono
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Jon introduces the line-up for the show and makes a couple of ass-related jokes.
04/27/1999
02:32

Ad Nauseum - B and J
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Michael Blieden knows a lot about local talent, but can't remember what a BJ is.
04/27/1999
00:57

Headlines - Priest Infection
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A Roman Catholic splinter group selects Sinead O'Connor to be the first female Catholic Priest.
04/27/1999
00:59

Other News - Science 2000 Miracle Goats
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Many experts believe that animals are against being implanted with human diseases.
04/27/1999
05:13

Sheryl Lee Ralph
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Sheryl Lee Ralph discusses wearing a dress backwards with Jon.
04/27/1999
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