The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Three At Last

Season 11 • 03/20/2006

Vice President Dick Cheney fights the urge to shoot Bob Schieffer in the face.

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02:21

Second Term Fatigue
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President Bush has a classic case of the second-term blahs.
03/16/2006
00:21

Iraq War in Retro-Perspective - The Question
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Which of the following events last longer than the Iraq War?
03/20/2006
00:17

Iraq War in Retro-Perspective - The Answer
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As the Hundred Year's War devastated Europe, Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson's separation devastated America.
03/20/2006
01:26

Intro - Drunk Right Now
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A member of the audience gives Jon Stewart a bottle of wine.
03/20/2006
00:35

Preview - 3/21/06
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Jon Stewart ends the show and previews tomorrow's top story.
03/20/2006
02:43

Mess O'Potamia - The Gathering
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In Iraq, a new government emerges of the people, by the people, for the people, as long as there are no people.
03/20/2006
05:09

Clive Owen
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Jon Stewart tries to guess the "crazy pricks" that have worked with Clive Owen.
03/20/2006
01:03

Daily/Colbert - Lord of the Dance
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Jon Stewart checks in with Stephen Colbert at The Colbert Report.
03/20/2006
00:22

Moment of Zen - St. Patrick's Day Coverage
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A montage of the 24-hour news networks celebrating St. Patrick's Day.
03/20/2006
04:08

Getting Hot in Here
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In terms of global warming, the consensus among most scientists is that it's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes.
03/20/2006
03:21

Headlines - Three At Last
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President George W. Bush knows what God knows a little better than Iraq's former Prime Minister Ayad Allwai.
03/20/2006
07:40

General Georges Sada
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General Georges Sada reports that he has seen Iraq's weapons of mass destruction and they were transported to Syria.
03/21/2006
00:19

Moment of Zen - Excuse Me for a Second
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President George W. Bush tells White House Press Corps reporter Helen Thomas that she is wrong.
03/21/2006
06:06

Headlines - Rambling Man
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As the Iraqi war heads into its senior year, President George W. Bush's approval rating has hit a senior slump.
03/21/2006
05:36

Trendspotting - Life Coaching
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A life coach will do for you, what Demetri Martin's basketball coach did for his sweet ass jump shot.
03/21/2006
00:46

Daily/Colbert - Existence Trainer
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at the Colbert Report.
03/21/2006
02:57

Headlines - Basque to the Future
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The terrorist group ETA was formerly active on the Spanish-French border in the Basque region of Spain, the geopolitical equivalent of Europe's taint.
03/22/2006
02:42

Spring Break '06: Woooooo!
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A new survey shows that females often regret their sexual behavior on spring break, but this year, several students are spending their break pitching in on the Gulf Coast.
03/22/2006
00:40

Colbert/Daily - Censure/Censor/Sensor
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Russ Feingold should be formally upbraided through some kind of moral declaration voted on by his colleagues.
03/22/2006
02:47

Foibles of the Reconstruction
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Osama bin Laden may have knocked down the Twin Towers, but he will never destroy the web of bureaucracy keeping them from being rebuilt.
03/22/2006
00:13

Moment of Zen - Military Families
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President George W. Bush takes questions from military families in an open forum in Wheeling, WV.
03/22/2006
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