The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 7 • 09/12/2002

Stephen Colbert illuminates and translates Bush's U.N. speech.

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02:18

Headlines - Lost 'NSpace
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In Lance Bass' place, the Russians will send a container packed with items for the space station that weighs about the same as the pop singer.
09/10/2002
05:48

Zach Braff
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Zach Braff talks about his previous job as a waiter and the new time slot for "Scrubs."
09/10/2002
00:09

Moment of Zen - McDonald's Nutrition
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A McDonald's nutritionist promotes McDonald's healthy change in their french fries.
09/10/2002
01:24

Jon Magazine - Volume 3
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If you have teeth or love somebody who does, you'll want to read about Mo Rocca's heroic battle with gingivitis in the latest issue of Jon Magazine.
09/10/2002
02:08

According to a New Study - International Monetary Fun
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This year, the U.S. was ranked the 16th least corrupt country in the world, tied with Corruptylvania.
09/10/2002
01:54

Mark Your Calendar - Fat for Fall
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Ed Helms shares all types of festivals where you get to get fat this fall.
09/12/2002
06:14

Sarah Vowell
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The audience wanted to see a Wayans, but instead Sarah Vowell and Jon talked about Florida and its voting gaffes.
09/12/2002
00:11

Moment of Zen - Baby Picture
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Music plays and a baby stares into the camera.
09/12/2002
01:38

Intro - Letting Florida Go
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Jon Stewart suggests that the United States sever its ties with Florida and let them keep all the old people.
09/12/2002
03:18

Back in Black - Effective Means?
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Lewis Black looks at the effectiveness of abstract performance in international policy protest.
09/12/2002
06:48

Nucular Capability
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President George W. Bush's U.N. speech describes a situation in Iraq too horrible to even pronounce.
09/12/2002
01:50

Intro - Van Wilder
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If you had the good footage, you should have put it in the movie in the first place.
09/16/2002
03:25

Headlines - Buffalo Soldiers
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According to Federal Investigators, terrorists believe Buffalo is very much worth destroying.
09/16/2002
06:25

John Miller
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John Miller discusses what the U.S. intelligence does and does not know about Al Qaeda sleeper cells.
09/16/2002
02:44

Those Inferior Animals - Pachyderm Percussionists
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What do you call someone who eats palm fronds and takes dumps the size of office furniture?
09/16/2002
04:50

Miner Difficulties
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As the mildness beat down on Roger, he needed relief, but life-giving fluids were beyond his reach.
09/16/2002
00:23

Moment of Zen - Elephant Opus
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Pachyderms play gongs in Thailand.
09/16/2002
02:30

Florida's Stupidity
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Ed Helms reports on findings of the Duke Center for Geographic Anomalies on the conditions that cause Florida to be so stupid.
09/17/2002
00:12

Moment of Zen - Janet Reno Dancing
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At the urgings of aides and cameramen, Janet Reno attempts to dance.
09/17/2002
02:59

Suspected Florida Terrorists
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Stephen Colbert explains how easily young people's slang can be misinterpreted, making phrases like "blowing up the bomb" seem dangerous.
09/17/2002
00:40

Preview - 9/18/02
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Jon previews the following day's show, where Damon Wayans will unveil a new line of Wayans brothers.
09/17/2002
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