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Headlines - The Punchline State

Season 7 • 09/17/2002

Three Arab men were arrested on a Florida highway after being overheard making suspicious remarks.

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02:44

Those Inferior Animals - Pachyderm Percussionists
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What do you call someone who eats palm fronds and takes dumps the size of office furniture?
09/16/2002
04:50

Miner Difficulties
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As the mildness beat down on Roger, he needed relief, but life-giving fluids were beyond his reach.
09/16/2002
00:23

Moment of Zen - Elephant Opus
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Pachyderms play gongs in Thailand.
09/16/2002
02:30

Florida's Stupidity
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Ed Helms reports on findings of the Duke Center for Geographic Anomalies on the conditions that cause Florida to be so stupid.
09/17/2002
00:12

Moment of Zen - Janet Reno Dancing
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At the urgings of aides and cameramen, Janet Reno attempts to dance.
09/17/2002
02:59

Suspected Florida Terrorists
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Stephen Colbert explains how easily young people's slang can be misinterpreted, making phrases like "blowing up the bomb" seem dangerous.
09/17/2002
00:40

Preview - 9/18/02
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Jon previews the following day's show, where Damon Wayans will unveil a new line of Wayans brothers.
09/17/2002
01:32

BattleBots
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In case the town crier hasn't yet spread the news to everyone, Jon fills viewers in on the future of "BattleBots."
09/17/2002
02:02

Headlines - Search and Annoy
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Iraq's announcement that it will cooperate unconditionally with U.N. weapons inspectors makes it a dark, dark day for anyone who loves war.
09/17/2002
06:14

Jason Lee
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Jason Lee tells Jon about his pre-acting career: professional skateboarding.
09/17/2002
01:15

Headlines - The Punchline State
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Three Arab men were arrested on a Florida highway after being overheard at a nearby Shoney's restaurant making suspicious remarks.
09/17/2002
01:03

Can't Get Fooled Again
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Correspondent Rob Corddry in Afghanistan doesn't have breaking news, he just wants to see George W. Bush's "shame on you" clip.
09/18/2002
06:14

Damon Wayans
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Damon Wayans was once suspended from school for fondling the town whore in the vice principal's office.
09/18/2002
02:24

Fool Me Once
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Trent Lott uses bureaucratic doublespeak, but George W. Bush, an avowed outsider, can explain things more simply.
09/18/2002
03:16

Back in Black - High Alert
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Lewis Black offers advice to foreign-born visitors flying in the United States: keep your seat belts fastened at all times and never get up, ever.
09/18/2002
01:17

Shame On You
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First lady Laura Bush has embroidered the old Texas saying on to pillows: "Fool me once shame on... shame on you... But, fool me... can't get fooled again."
09/18/2002
01:19

Jon Magazine - That Really Hurt My Testicles
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If you have teeth, or love someone who does, you'll want to read about Mo Rocca's heroic battle against gingivitis.
09/18/2002
03:09

Flabscam
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Americans are so fat, Mideast correspondent Stephen Colbert live from Baghdad wants to know just how fat they are.
09/18/2002
00:25

Moment of Zen - Old Texas Saying
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President George W. Bush recites an old Texas saying about being fooled.
09/18/2002
03:28

Headlines - Signs
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Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld beats the drums of war with mixed results.
09/19/2002
03:12

Justified Compensation
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Corporate executives get paid 480 times more than the average worker because they're 480 times better than the average worker.
09/19/2002
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