The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

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Season 14 • 01/12/2009

John Oliver explains Rod Blagojevich's poetry reference.

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00:15

Moment of Zen - Coulter Sells More Books
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Ann Coulter argues with Bill O'Reilly over who sells more books.
01/08/2009
00:53

Daily/Colbert - Jon's Intervention
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Stephen is not going to leave until Jon agrees to get help.
01/08/2009
08:41

Dana Perino
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Dana Perino likens leaving the White House to graduating high school.
01/08/2009
06:51

Burger at 1600
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While Barack Obama and all the living ex-presidents eat lunch together, Joe the Plumber deals with the Middle East crisis.
01/08/2009
02:57

What You Braggin' About, Burris?
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Roland Burris shows up for work only to have he and his umbrella handlers told there will be no Senate for them.
01/08/2009
04:23

Pres. Goofus and Pres. Gallant - Peer Pressers
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Barack Obama holds a press conference, proving he still has a lot to learn about being president.
01/12/2009
00:39

Intro - Goodfellas
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"Goodfellas" was on TV this weekend.
01/12/2009
05:30

Maxwell Kennedy
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Maxwell Kennedy interviews surviving kamikaze pilots for his new book "Danger's Hour."
01/12/2009
00:14

Moment of Zen - Blagojevich's Alternate Universe
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Shepard Smith wonders if Rod Blagojevich is living in an alternate universe.
01/12/2009
05:15

Pundit School
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Jason Jones finds out what it takes to be a great pundit.
01/12/2009
04:03

Scumdog Million-Hairs
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John Oliver analyzes Rod Blagojevich's reference to Tennyson's "Ulysses."
01/12/2009
00:53

Intro - Craig, Daniel Craig
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Daniel Craig is here for "Defiance," not the Bond movies.
01/13/2009
00:46

Daily/Colbert - Stephen's Awake Until Jan 20th
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Stephen decides not to sleep so he can experience every remaining second of the Bush presidency.
01/13/2009
08:36

Six Days Seven Nights
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President Bush is suddenly doing press as though January 20th is the day his album drops.
01/13/2009
05:55

Daniel Craig
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Jon gives Daniel Craig sweaty palms.
01/13/2009
04:08

Blamey Whinehouse
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Sarah Palin addresses sexism, media malpractice and classism in a new conservative documentary.
01/13/2009
00:13

Moment of Zen - Magic Fingers Chair
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George W. Bush never used the weird chair with the electric cord.
01/13/2009
00:14

Moment of Zen - A Few Days Left
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Osama bin Laden hasn't been caught, but Dick Cheney has a few days left.
01/14/2009
00:08

Intro - Fareed Zakaria Is Here
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Fareed Zakaria is on the show tonight.
01/14/2009
06:10

Head of State
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Hillary Clinton struggles to maintain consciousness during John Kerry's opening statement at her confirmation hearing.
01/14/2009
03:28

Marcus Schrenker Gets Caught
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Investigators find Marcus Schrenker's crashed plane missing a key piece of evidence: the charred remains of one Marcus Schrenker.
01/14/2009
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