The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Two Guys, a Girl and a Giza Place

Season 3 • 03/03/1999

Maury Povich unearths an ancient skeleton buried right next to his journalistic credibility.

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00:21

Preview - 3/3/99
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Jon promises to give answers to tonight's burning questions on tomorrow's show.
03/02/1999
01:52

A Quick Word of Advice - Spiderman
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By the time the La-La Land hacks are done with their 10th script punch-up, Spiderman will be a retarded beetle that farts fire.
03/02/1999
01:06

This Just In - Dead Panda Walking
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A beloved giant panda dies in China and is immediately stuffed by the government and placed in a natural history museum.
03/03/1999
02:05

God Stuff - Exorcism
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John Bloom follows a day in the life of Bob Larson, America's favorite exorcist.
03/03/1999
02:25

Headlines - Oral Report
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Monica Lewinsky tells Barbara Walters that having Bill Clinton put a cigar in her vagina was the most amazing experience of her life.
03/03/1999
02:34

The Barbara Walters Challenge
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Jon takes the Barbara Walters Challenge to see if he can sit through a Barbara Walters interview without crying.
03/03/1999
04:13

Jeri Ryan
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Jeri Ryan discusses playing Seven of Nine on "Star Trek: Voyager" and what it's like to be huge on the internet.
03/03/1999
00:16

Moment of Zen - Downhill Rooster
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A terrified rooster travels downhill on a snowboard.
03/03/1999
05:01

Death and Taxes
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Stephen Colbert profiles one upstate New York town in which 350 municipal employees were accidentally declared dead.
03/03/1999
01:06

Other News - Drunken Donuts
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Citing a 50 percent drop in sales and major revenue losses, Dunkin' Donuts decides to close its only Moscow branch.
03/03/1999
01:08

Headlines - Two Guys, a Girl and a Giza Place
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FOX airs "Opening the Lost Tombs: Live from Egypt," a documentary special in which Maury Povich gets to desecrate the graves of ancient Egyptian high priests.
03/03/1999
01:11

Headlines - Plane in Vain
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NASA attempts to recreate the first flight, right down to the three hour layover in Atlanta.
03/04/1999
02:58

Back in Black - Pope's CD
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Lewis Black grooves to Pope John Paul II's new CD, which when listened to backwards, proves that the pope is dead.
03/04/1999
02:14

Headlines - Shania's Twain
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Shania's first televised concert gets so hot, fireworks start coming out of her Twain.
03/04/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Merlot Chugs
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Merlot the magician chugs a bottle of wine.
03/04/1999
01:10

Other News - Night Train in Vain
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The Wine Market Council is trying to get people to drink wine more often, like when they're eating dinner or driving.
03/04/1999
01:01

This Just In - Thomas Paine in Vain
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Massachusetts relaxes its gun control laws for Revolutionary War re-enactors, leaving the state wide open to blunderbussing.
03/04/1999
03:47

Big Foot-Long
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Vance DeGeneres heads to the Poconos, where a local resident recounts an interaction with a hot dog-hungry Bigfoot.
03/04/1999
04:00

Ryan Phillippe
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Ryan Phillippe is relegated to infomercial status on "The View" once Barbara Walters procures an interview with Monica Lewinsky.
03/04/1999
00:35

Recap - 3/4/99
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Jon recaps the day's events, fixating one more time on Shania's Twain.
03/04/1999
01:16

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Shania's Twain
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Jon apologizes for accusing Shania Twain of shooting fireworks from her groin.
03/04/1999
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