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Other News - Ms. U.S.A.W.O.L.

Season 3 • 02/11/1999

The newly-crowned Miss U.S.A. broke up with her boyfriend for the duration of her reign.

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01:42

Headlines - Doggy Style
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At the Westminster Dog Show, owners fight to prevent the one thing on every dog's mind -- lurid public sex.
02/10/1999
00:27

Recap - 2/11/99
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Jon recaps the day's stories, including a dig at the British, hope for the man who isn't Mr. U.S.A., and a question about the Toronto man who has sex with fences.
02/11/1999
01:03

Headlines - Ballin' Chain-Link
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A Toronto man arrested for having sex with a chain-link fence presumably enjoyed his night behind bars.
02/11/1999
02:20

This Week in Hate - Sesame Street
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Tom Shillue surveys a few choice websites, including one that calls into question "Sesame Street's" plot to destroy the white race.
02/11/1999
04:25

Daniel Stern
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Daniel Stern, actor and media literacy teacher, explores the ramifications of Jon's usage of monkey sex clips.
02/11/1999
00:18

Moment of Zen - Drinking Millipedes
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Asian men put millipedes in a bottle of some kind of liquid, then drink.
02/11/1999
02:47

Corrections/Retractions/Apologies - Tinky-Winky
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Jon corrects an error involving Tinky-Winky Footage, retracts a story about a contestant at the Westminster dog show, and apologizes for the footage he shows.
02/11/1999
03:12

Kiss Your Asp Goodbye
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Steve Carell visits Raymond Branz, a man with a trailer full of snakes and lax security measures.
02/11/1999
01:53

Headlines - Un-American Activities
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Jon knows why the passengers delayed at Miami airport by an American Airlines pilot strike keep joking around so much: They're nervous about getting caught trafficking drugs.
02/11/1999
00:54

This Just In - London Appalling
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A new survey on the relative cleanliness of homes in different European countries found Britain at the bottom of the heap.
02/11/1999
01:29

Other News - Ms. U.S.A.W.O.L.
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Following through on an answer she gave in competition, recently-crowned Miss U.S.A. Kimberly Pressler broke up with her boyfriend for the duration of her reign.
02/11/1999
01:46

Headlines - Sequin Ye Shall Find
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Jon goes over the finer points of Carnaval, the Brazilian celebration of Mardi Gras, which includes transsexuals, fat guys, and waitresses from Chili's.
02/16/1999
02:07

A Hastily Thrown Together Editorial - Linda Tripp
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Jon delivers an editorial defending Linda Tripp, Monica Lewinsky's friend and phone-call-recorder, who'd received undue derision at hands of the media.
02/16/1999
00:59

Other News - Low-Brow Conversation
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Scientists don't know what Neanderthals' first words might have been, though they admit such speech would have been unwaveringly focused on eating and rape.
02/16/1999
02:35

The Clinton Impeachment: A Retrospective
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When Mo Rocca is upset about geopolitical events, he turns to Paul Anka for comfort, such as in this retrospective montage about the Clinton impeachment.
02/16/1999
03:32

Rectum? It Nearly Killed 'Em!
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Beth Littleford meets with sex therapist and rectal expert Dr. Jack Morin to learn how she and her anus can get on speaking terms.
02/16/1999
00:48

This Just In - Low Down Dirty Name
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Jon takes a closer look at the list of most popular baby names in New York City, including the ever-popular "Stinky McGirk."
02/16/1999
04:22

Melina Kanakaredes
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Jon is somewhat interested in Melina Kanakaredes' show "Providence," but he's really interested in her background as a synchronized swimmer.
02/16/1999
01:24

Headlines - Perfect 10 Inch
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Dick Clark is Barbie's role model because he too is made entirely of age-retardant, space-age polymers.
02/16/1999
00:49

Headlines - Rest Impeach
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Jon looks back on the life of recently-deceased John Ehrlichman who, despite many flaws, was only the third or fourth most evil person in the Nixon administration.
02/16/1999
00:11

Moment of Zen - Woman Applies Sunscreen
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A woman on the beach applies sunscreen to her chest.
02/16/1999
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