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Joseph Gobbles Shoots Jay the Intern

Season 6 • 11/18/2010

Joseph Gobbles flies away after shooting Jay the Intern in a drug deal gone bad.

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By the power vested in him by basic cable, Stephen grants Joseph Gobbles a complete pardon for all crimes -- past, present and future.
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