The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Headlines - Mardi Animals

Season 5 • 02/27/2001

Carnival rages on in Brazil. Attendance required; pants optional.

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00:10

Moment of Zen - George W. Bush and Tony Blair
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George W. Bush and Tony Blair take a walk during their get acquainted session.
02/26/2001
01:02

Headlines - Matthew Perry's Rehab
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According to his publicist, Matthew Perry wants to continue his dream of entertaining people and making them laugh.
02/27/2001
01:03

Microwave Weapon
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Before using the microwave weapon, the Marines recommend covering the victim with a napkin and placing him on a rotating pan to ensure all over disfigurement.
02/27/2001
04:09

Joe Pantaliano
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Joe Pantoliano was born, raised and still lives in Hoboken, New Jersey.
02/27/2001
02:20

Arnold Palmer
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If you're Mr. Universe, and women's breasts are part of the universe, aren't the breasts technically yours?
02/27/2001
03:30

Taking out the Trash
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If you think PG-rated films are clean enough for the whole family, you're wrong.
02/27/2001
02:13

Back in Black - Bomber Jacket
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George W. Bush wears his bomber jacket, two cats get married in Taiwan and Roger Clinton is an idiot.
02/27/2001
01:24

Other News - Hey, Look At Our Subs!
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U.S. subs will undergo a variety of exercises like emergency surfacing. Or, how not to create an emergency when surfacing.
02/27/2001
00:13

Moment of Zen - Roger Clinton
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Roger Clinton sings live on stage with other band members.
02/27/2001
02:05

Mardi Gras
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Would you mind pouring that beer on your young friend's firm niblets again?
02/27/2001
01:28

Headlines - Mardi Animals
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Vance DeGeneres visits a San Francisco neighborhood where runaway buses are its biggest concern.
02/27/2001
03:02

Headlines - Look Who's Talking Now
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President Bush gives his first address to congress and the nation, and lays out his plans for the next four years.
02/28/2001
01:36

Intro - I'm Batman
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Jon Stewart shares that the reason he has been out for a week and a half is because he is Batman.
02/28/2001
03:00

Dollars and Cents - Downturn
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Steve Carell, Vance DeGeneres and Nancy Walls try to scare people with news of a severe economic downturn.
02/28/2001
05:18

Heather Locklear
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Jon Stewart interviews actress Heather Locklear about her work on "Spin City" and her husband, Richie Sambora.
02/28/2001
02:13

This Just In - The Buck Slows Here
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Alan Greenspan sits before the House Financial Services Committee and warns of an economic slowdown.
02/28/2001
02:53

Bush's Speech
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Jon is dismayed when Stephen Colbert critiques President George W. Bush's speech and gives it two thumbs up.
02/28/2001
00:45

Recap - 2/28/01
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Jon recaps tonight's show and mocks President Bush's tax plan.
02/28/2001
00:11

Moment of Zen - Teach a Child to Read
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President George W. Bush speaks awkwardly about child literacy.
02/28/2001
01:18

Seattle Earthquake Aftermath
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Chief Seismologist Stephen Colbert unveils some exciting riot footage from the Seattle earthquake, but its authenticity is questioned by Jon.
03/01/2001
03:08

Headlines - The Needle and the Damage Zone
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An earthquake in Seattle shatters windows and showers bricks onto sidewalks.
03/01/2001
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