The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Bit of Advice

Season 6 • 07/28/2010

If you have your own TV show and want to give people advice, leave enough time at the end.

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00:02

Sign Off - Goodnight
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That's it for The Report.
07/27/2010
06:24

That's the Way I Leak It - Tom Blanton
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Tom Blanton believes Brad Manning may have applied a Facebook mentality when he leaked classified documents about the Afghan war.
07/27/2010
00:31

Intro - 7/27/10
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Stephen questions the US mission in Afghanistan and asks Kevin Kline if Phoebe Cates does that thing from "Fast Times."
07/27/2010
02:21

BP's Live Hayward Cam
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After CEO Tony Hayward refuses to take a pink slip from a robotic arm, BP must strategically set parts of him on fire.
07/27/2010
04:56

Tip/Wag - Baby Gap, Dick Cheney & Plants
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Baby Gap introduces skinny jeans for toddlers, Dick Cheney has no pulse, and plants can remember the things we do.
07/27/2010
05:42

Kevin Kline
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"The Extra Man" star Kevin Kline is known for his great stage presence, but Stephen will not be out-enunciated by him.
07/27/2010
05:33

Republican Gubernatorial Primary Battle Watch '010 - Tennessee
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Ron Ramsey calls Islam a cult, and Basil Marceaux.com takes a bold stance against slavery at traffic stops.
07/28/2010
03:26

Obama Blows Off the Boy Scouts
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President Obama blows off the Boy Scout jamboree to hang out with the women from "The View."
07/28/2010
05:23

Elon Musk
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Elon Musk wants to carry people to the space station, but there will be an extra surcharge to bring them back.
07/28/2010
05:10

The Word - Ownership Society
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Stephen's refreshing tax cut with lime will work its way through the system and trickle down like a racehorse.
07/28/2010
00:18

Sign Off - Bit of Advice
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If you have your own TV show and want to give people advice, leave enough time at the end to actually advise them.
07/28/2010
05:40

Andy Cohen
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Andy Cohen and Stephen re-enact a fight between Bethenny and Kelly from "The Real Housewives of New York City."
07/29/2010
05:42

Apology Box
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Stephen apologizes to the New Jersey State Police and Barney Frank without anyone seeing him do it.
07/29/2010
05:16

Thought For Food - Cereal, Foot-Long Cheeseburger & Ecobot III
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Sugary cereals face tougher advertising standards, Carl's Jr. introduces a foot-long cheeseburger, and a robot eats crap.
07/29/2010
02:21

The Oil Is Missing
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The missing oil has developed Whac-A-Mole technology, so we must arm petroleum engineers with giant foam mallets.
07/29/2010
00:36

Intro - 7/29/10
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Bill O'Reilly issues a rare apology, the war on obesity has a new front, and Andy Cohen discusses Bravo TV.
07/29/2010
00:04

Sign Off - Cocktails
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Stephen says goodnight with a cocktail.
07/29/2010
04:47

Sport Report - London Olympics & Illegal Bullfighting
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London's Olympic Village is being built on a toxic waste dump, and Spain's Catalonia outlaws bullfighting.
08/02/2010
03:39

Stephen Might Be Gay
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Stephen can't be gay when he does masculine things like drink Bud Light Lime -- the manliest fruit-flavored lager on the market.
08/02/2010
03:06

Jimmy Cliff
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Stephen tells Jimmy Cliff that he thinks reggae music is the perfect music for a corporate retreat.
08/02/2010
03:51

Alpha Dog of the Week - David H. Brooks
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Military contractor David H. Brooks demands a memory-erasing pill that will hide the fact he expensed hookers, porn and plastic surgery.
08/02/2010
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