The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Moment of Zen - Safe Israel

Season 9 • 09/22/2004

Madonna believes Israel is as safe as New York.

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02:53

Everyone At CBS News Needs To Go
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CBS News is in chaos, respected reputable outsiders need to be brought in to help the rebuilding effort.
09/21/2004
00:17

Moment of Zen - Dan Rather
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Dan Rather personally and directly apologizes.
09/21/2004
07:10

Richard Clarke
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The less Christmas cards Richard Clarke gets from Washington D.C., the more he speaks out against the Bush administration.
09/21/2004
04:05

Inherit the Windpipe
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Senator Chic Hecht's apple story involving Senator John Kerry seems rotten to the core.
09/21/2004
04:43

Marc Racicot Pt. 1
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Former Montana Governor Mark Racicot describes his complex role as the chairman of the 2004 Bush-Cheney campaign, and Jon pressures him to drop a political bombshell.
09/22/2004
05:10

Marc Racicot Pt. 2
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Marc Racicot believes George W. Bush is the man for our times.
09/22/2004
01:18

Challengercy
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George W. Bush addresses the world's diplomats, while John Kerry addresses the nation's housewives and kids sick with the flu.
09/22/2004
04:12

Face The Nations
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President Bush needs the United Nations help in maintaining order in Iraq... awkward.
09/22/2004
02:39

Schlepped Away
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Madonna turns to Kabbalah, since the voracious and rampant sexual promiscuity wasn't filling the void.
09/22/2004
01:43

Yusef Islam's Plane
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A flight from London makes an emergency landing after Yusef "Cat Stevens" Islam's name shows up on the No Fly List.
09/22/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - Safe Israel
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Madonna realizes that Israel is no more dangerous than New York.
09/22/2004
01:31

Campaign Mess
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A New Jersey mother is under investigation for threatening President Bush and a John Kerry supporter gets fired for her political beliefs.
09/23/2004
01:44

Baby Iraq
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Rob Corddry believes free speech isn't a victim in this presidential campaign; people just need to watch what they say and do.
09/23/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - Allawi Speech
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Ayad Allawi gives a speech to Congress, saying the world is better off without Saddam Hussein.
09/23/2004
05:22

Matthew Broderick
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Matthew Broderick describes his new play but somebody gets bored.
09/23/2004
04:48

Birds of a Feather
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Samantha Bee proves that gay penguins have everything to do with gay marriage.
09/23/2004
01:29

Debate Manual
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The slightest breeze could blow either candidate off his pre-scripted answers into a dark, disturbing forest of spontaneity.
09/23/2004
03:30

Mess O'Potamia - Escape from Mess O' Potamia
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Who better to give an objective assessment of Iraq than the man America hand-chose to lead it?
09/23/2004
03:10

Indecision 2005 - Conflictatron 9000
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If Florida is ready to hold elections, then Iraq certainly is ready.
09/27/2004
05:14

Rosie Perez
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Rosie Perez talks about naked Supreme Court justices and her Broadway show.
09/27/2004
00:52

Intro - Ok God, We Get It
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Hey God, instead of continually hitting Florida with hurricanes, why not take a shot at Utah?
09/27/2004
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