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Matt Dillon

Season 11 • 08/17/2006

Matt Dillon has never thrown up on a woman.

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00:10

Moment of Zen - Humble Contours
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CNN's Target: USA takes a look at one of its reporters' humble contours.
08/16/2006
07:15

Thomas Kean
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Thomas Kean talks about the process of getting over two million documents in spite of bipartisan resistance to the 9/11 commission.
08/16/2006
04:42

Fear Watch
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Jon Stewart takes a look at Target: USA, where CNN gives helpful hints on how to block your private area and not live in fear.
08/16/2006
03:52

"The Stranger" Among Us
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Jason Jones heads out to Crawford, Texas to speak with the President about the unexamined life and fetal pigs.
08/16/2006
02:16

Headlines - Hez Dispensers
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Thousands of Lebanese refugees return to their homes and are given money by Hezbollah to rebuild.
08/17/2006
00:59

Daily/Colbert - Confused About Matt Dillon
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Stephen Colbert thinks Matt Dillon sang "Blowin' In the Wind."
08/17/2006
04:11

News Media Consequences
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Present Rob Corddry and Rob Corddry from 10 years ago debate whether there will be any consequences for the media's behavior regarding the JonBenet Ramsey case.
08/17/2006
00:12

Moment of Zen - Bush on a Motorcycle
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President Bush gets on a motorcycle and revs.
08/17/2006
03:20

Rubble Rousers
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Hezbollah is paving the streets, trimming the hedges and opening up a sushi restaurant in Tyre, Lebanon.
08/17/2006
02:59

Headlines - JonBenet Suspect Named
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10 years later a suspect has been named in the killing of JonBenet Ramsey.
08/17/2006
05:07

Matt Dillon
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Matt Dillon has an anonymous friend who vomited on a pair of newlyweds.
08/17/2006
01:25

Intro - Brain Washing Children
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Herd children onto a bus and then you can brainwash them.
08/21/2006
05:32

Reza Aslan
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Reza Aslan thinks that the war in Iraq was a disaster for the United States.
08/21/2006
04:09

Snakes on a Plane: Could it Motherf**king Happen Here?
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You thought you were safe on an airplane but these days there is a new danger in the skies: motherf**king snakes.
08/21/2006
01:46

Headlines - John Mark Karr's Plane Ride
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John Mark Karr, the suspect in the JonBenet Ramsey killing, flies from Thailand to America.
08/21/2006
00:44

Daily/Colbert - Questions Game
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Stephen Colbert plays the game where you keep asking questions until the other person screws up.
08/21/2006
00:15

Moment of Zen - Explosive Situation
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CNN's Kelly Arena blows up a truck.
08/21/2006
02:43

Karr Talk
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Rob Corddry reports the biggest story of the century from an airline toilet bowl.
08/21/2006
03:44

Gratitude Adjustment
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President Bush is confused that the Iraqis do not appreciate America's presence in Iraq.
08/21/2006
06:38

William Cohen
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Former Secretary of Defense William Cohen is often called back to the Pentagon to give advice to the current secretary.
08/22/2006
07:22

Headlines - Desperate Soundbites
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There comes a point in every president's career when he has to reassure the people that he isn't the thing everybody thinks that he is.
08/22/2006
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