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Felonious Monkeys

Season 14 • 02/26/2009

Monkey-free Congressman Rob Bishop rises in opposition to the "monkey bite bill."

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00:12

Moment of Zen - Bobby Jindal's Stale Speech
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Bobby Jindal's response to Barack Obama's speech was like following Led Zeppelin with a harmonica.
02/25/2009
04:39

Bobby Jindal's Republican Response
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Bobby Jindal responds to Barack Obama's speech by addressing Americans like children.
02/25/2009
02:41

A New Republican Party
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After Bobby Jindal's response, Wyatt Cenac is excited about this vibrant new third party.
02/25/2009
06:42

Tom Selleck
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Tom Selleck talks about his brain-damaged sheep and cremated cow.
02/25/2009
00:20

Intro - Mano y Half a Mano
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Tom Selleck and Jon will go mano y half a mano.
02/25/2009
00:09

Moment of Zen - Monkey Legislation
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Monkey legislation might not be the most important issue in the world -- until tragedy strikes your family.
02/26/2009
03:01

Fox News Reports Joe Biden's Gaffe
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Fox News' "if you see something, say something" policy pays off with another Joe Biden gaffe.
02/26/2009
00:35

Intro - The Gallagher of Guests
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The green room has been draped in plastic for Brian Williams.
02/26/2009
02:57

Asian Provocateur
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Hillary Clinton tries diplomacy by poetry on her first trip to Asia as secretary of state.
02/26/2009
07:12

Brian Williams
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Whatever Brian Williams is doing at any moment of the day isn't interesting enough to Twitter.
02/26/2009
06:36

Felonious Monkeys
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Congressman Rob Bishop owns no monkeys, but he opposes the monkey transport ban.
02/26/2009
05:04

Twitter Frenzy
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Sam Bee says Twitter has become such a big deal because it's awesome and our rotting corpses are grabbing for its glimmer.
03/02/2009
00:52

Intro - Harold Varmus Is Here
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Harold Varmus and Jon will probably talk about the Mets.
03/02/2009
00:11

Moment of Zen - Robert Davi Speaks at CPAC
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Robert Davi speaks of the importance of language at the CPAC.
03/02/2009
06:40

Harold Varmus
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Harold Varmus doesn't want disease advocates warring with each other over government funding.
03/02/2009
07:04

CPAC After Party
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The CPAC derides veterans and calls for the annihilation of an American city to save us from unpatriotic Democrats.
03/02/2009
06:12

A Party in Limbaugh
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Michael Steele falls into the liberal media trap by criticizing Rush Limbaugh.
03/03/2009
04:59

Sandra Day O'Connor Pt. 1
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Sandra Day O'Connor makes an effort to start civics education in America again.
03/03/2009
00:07

Moment of Zen - Rush Limbaugh Isn't Ugly
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Pat Buchanan doesn't think Rush Limbaugh is ugly.
03/03/2009
00:27

Intro - Behind the Robes
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Jon will find out more about the life of a swing justice in his interview with Sandra Day O'Connor.
03/03/2009
04:02

Sandra Day O'Connor Pt. 2
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Sandra Day O'Connor learned in law school how to disagree agreeably.
03/03/2009
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