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"Marry Smart" - Dewy Adorable Days Gone By

Season 19 • 03/27/2014

Kristen Schaal launches K-Date to help single ladies avoid dying hideous, alone and childless.

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05:05

The Empire Takes Back
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The G8 disinvites Russia from their parties, and President Obama offers a less-than-reassuring take on American security concerns.
03/25/2014
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00:12

Moment of Zen - #Mitchtake Strikes Back
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#Mitchtake strikes again, embellishing the classic Star Wars Dagobah swamp scene.
03/25/2014
03:03

Jesus Christ Superstore - Better Than Jew
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Jordan Klepper explains why decent, God-fearing corporations should have the right to deny employees birth control coverage on religious principle.
03/26/2014
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06:21

Jude Law
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"Dom Hemingway" star Jude Law discusses using a beard to get into character and oddly named London buildings.
03/26/2014
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00:18

Moment of Zen - Looking for Porn
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Nancy Grace seems perturbed by murder defendant Oscar Pistorius's cell phone records.
03/26/2014
04:24

Jesus Christ Superstore
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The Supreme Court considers craft store Hobby Lobby's claim that it should not be required to provide free birth control to employees.
03/26/2014
03:50

"Marry Smart"
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Obama calls for women's pay equality, and "Marry Smart" author Susan Patton makes the media rounds with some antiquated marriage advice.
03/27/2014
05:22

The Benefits of Fracking
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Following Chevron's lead, Aasif Mandvi assuages tremendous and growing fracking concerns with pizza.
03/27/2014
05:44

Nate Silver
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Nate Silver celebrates the expanded re-launch of FiveThirtyEight.com and shares the challenges of objective, statistical reporting.
03/27/2014
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00:50

Moment of Zen - Constitutional Madness
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Fox News rolls out their own take on March Madness that highlights Barack Obama's constitutional violations.
03/27/2014
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05:08

"Marry Smart" - Dewy Adorable Days Gone By
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Kristen Schaal laments her diminishing attractiveness and launches a kindergarten singles network to help ladies get started on the husband hunt early.
03/27/2014
05:06

Absolve and Report
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Governor Chris Christie expresses relief that the investigation he himself commissioned exonerates him of all wrongdoing in the Bridgegate scandal.
03/31/2014
05:50

Innocent Until - Who Are We Kidding?
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Corruption scandals sweep across the country, embroiling a cast of characters from the douche king of North Carolina to California's Shrimp Boy.
03/31/2014
00:18

Moment of Zen - Dozing Off
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A Fox News cameraman struggles to stay awake during a Chris Christie speech.
03/31/2014
06:43

Peter Dinklage
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"Game of Thrones" star Peter Dinklage shares his favorite fan reactions to the Red Wedding scene and discusses having amazing hair in "X-Men: Days of Future Past."
03/31/2014
03:03

Absolve and Report - Super Donor Sheldon Adelson
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Senior Zionist Billionaire Correspondent Samantha Bee offers insight into the integrity of politicians looking to win financial support from gambling mogul Sheldon Adelson.
03/31/2014
06:43

Michael Lewis Pt. 1
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In his book "Flash Boys," author Michael Lewis discovers an unlikely band of heroes who challenge rigged stock market practices.
04/01/2014
04:15

No News Bearers - The Duh Room
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With a lack of emerging developments, CNN covers its own coverage of missing Flight 370 and decides to break out of the narrow confines of traditional news reporting.
04/01/2014
04:19

No News Bearers
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As the Flight 370 mystery remains unsolved, CNN considers a zombie-based disappearance theory and learns a lesson in ocean-wide trash trends.
04/01/2014
00:14

Moment of Zen - Earthquake Simulator
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CNN reporter Casey Wian attempts to simulate California's next big earthquake.
04/01/2014
05:25

Michael Lewis Pt. 2
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Michael Lewis discusses the predatory activities of high-frequency traders and the development of IEX, a stock exchange built for investors.
04/01/2014
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