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Swing and a Missile

Season 4 • 01/19/2000

"Atoll" is a military word for "Island of Monkeys Squirming in Fire."

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00:24

Chastity Belts for Everybody
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Everyone in tonight's audience will go home with a Chastity Belt 2000.
01/19/2000
01:34

Headlines - The Deli Report - Italian Lunchmeat 2000
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The U.S. lifts a 20-year ban on Italian mortadella in response to the American complaint: why is this Jimmy Dean breakfast patty so under marbled?
01/19/2000
01:23

Navy Squeal
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John McCain got into some hot water with homosexuals, but it's not as kinky as it sounds.
01/19/2000
03:41

Freddie Prinze, Jr.
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Freddie Prinze, Jr. complains about the cold microphone pack on his butt.
01/19/2000
02:13

Back in Black - Humidifier Humper
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Lewis Black comments on the cold weather, white supremacy, South African pot smoking doctors, robot dogs and dog shows.
01/19/2000
00:51

Recap - 1/19/00
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Jon Stewart recaps the main story of the night and previews tomorrow's show.
01/19/2000
00:32

The Deli Report - Italian Lunchmeat 2000 - Via Satellite
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European Bureau Chief Steve Carell reports from London, England on the lifted ban of mortadella.
01/19/2000
01:21

Other News - The African Screen
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Considering Mozambique's 33% literacy rate, film directors are meeting with Jim Varney's people.
01/19/2000
00:14

Moment of Zen - CB2000
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A pixilated penis in a Chastity Belt 2000.
01/19/2000
00:45

Jon Joins the Judds
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Jon Stewart highlights the stories for tonight's show and makes a very important announcement.
01/19/2000
01:28

Swing and a Missile
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The U.S. missile defense system fails, resulting in Osama bin Laughing.
01/19/2000
04:05

Nut Case
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The Chastity Belt 2000 suppresses sexual urges and restricts bothersome erections.
01/19/2000
05:05

Jerry Springer
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Jerry Springer believes that he's just a normal guy with an outrageous show.
01/20/2000
04:25

Headlines - Air Management
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Michael Jordan becomes part-owner of the Washington Wizards and Hillary Clinton is confronted by a Buffalo radio DJ.
01/20/2000
00:12

Moment of Zen - Bruce Beach
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Doomsayer Bruce Beach has trouble opening the lock of his fallout shelter.
01/20/2000
01:26

Other News - Das Booty
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A German businessman almost faces the death penalty after having sex with an unmarried Iranian woman -- he mouths to her, "Call me."
01/20/2000
04:06

Helter Shelter
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Bruce Beach created a fall out shelter with all the comforts of a home built out of 42 buried school buses.
01/20/2000
01:34

This Just In - Odor Home
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A South African radio station holds a car give away contest that's like being homeless, but with a prize
01/20/2000
02:34

Out at the Movies with Frank DeCaro - Magnolia
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Even Robert Altman would say that "Magnolia" has too many people in it.
01/20/2000
02:04

Ad Nauseam - Victoria's Secret
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Michael Blieden can't concentrate on the bras Victoria's Secret is trying to sell when he's staring at them in use.
01/24/2000
00:24

Recap - 1/24/00
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Jon recaps the day's events, including a sympathetic look at James Brolin.
01/24/2000
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