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The Clone Wars

Season 5 • 03/29/2001

Guess who's not getting cloned?

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01:14

Other News - Screen Saviour
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Discovery Channel airs documentary that reveals shocking evidence of what Jesus Christ actually looked like.
03/29/2001
00:27

Item of the Week - Oscars
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Ratings for last Sunday's Oscar telecast dropped down 7% from last year, making it one of the lowest rated Academy Awards ever.
03/29/2001
00:47

Breaking News - Elephants Attack America Pt. II
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Mo Rocca continues his death defying reportage of the "Elephant Invasion."
03/29/2001
02:25

What's In A Name?
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Puff Daddy's proposed name change is so preposterous that Nancy Walls thinks about moving to Canada.
03/29/2001
05:40

Jennifer Love Hewitt
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Jennifer Love Hewitt talks about her favorite bands of the 1980s and her dream to be a singer in a cool punk band.
03/29/2001
01:09

Breaking News - Elephants Attack America Pt. I
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Mo Rocca uncovers a shocking sneak attack on America by a herd of elephants.
03/29/2001
00:11

Moment of Zen - P. Diddy
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Puff Daddy is changing his name to P. Diddy, so you can call him Diddy or P or P. Diddy.
03/29/2001
01:05

Diddy's Got A Brand New Bag
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Stephen Colbert has exclusive information about the real reasons behind Puff Daddy/P. Diddy's name change.
03/29/2001
01:42

Train of Death
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A standoff between German protestors and authorities brings to mind the classic story of John Henry for Steve Carell.
03/29/2001
00:19

Next Week - Blind Marksman
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Steve Carell and Nancy Walls preview Miriam Tolan's blind marksman story for next week.
03/29/2001
01:39

The Clone Wars
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Naysayers question the value of human cloning and Steve Carell isn't having it.
03/29/2001
00:49

Breaking News - Elephants Attack America Pt. III
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Mo Rocca continues to be ahead of all the other major news networks in reporting on the elephant siege.
03/29/2001
00:50

Rob Downey Junior
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In an effort to resuscitate his image, troubled young actor Robert Downey Junior has changed his name to Rob Downey Junior.
03/29/2001
00:09

Moment of Zen - Blue Yonder
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A still-shot of an American war plane taken before its wings fall off.
04/02/2001
02:31

Spy vs. Sky
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A crash landing by a U.S. spy plane on an island off the coast of China leaves the movie "Autumn in New York" as the only survivor.
04/02/2001
02:24

Accidents Happen
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The U.S. military plans to make the world safe for us by making it dangerous for everyone else.
04/02/2001
04:48

DeGeneres - The Golf War
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The government wages war on senior citizen golfers with powder puff bombs.
04/02/2001
01:19

Oh Stewardess
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If they were good boys on the American spy plane they would have gotten wings.
04/02/2001
00:40

Recap - 4/2/01
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U.S. Navy gets a new tagline.
04/02/2001
03:07

Ad Nauseam - Blackened Hearts
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The economy may be slowing, but America keeps on churning out celebrities at a record pace.
04/02/2001
04:46

Lisa Ling
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Lisa Ling believes that any man is a better man if they watch "The View."
04/02/2001
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